aibu to think next door neighbour is a arrogant pr!ck

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So I've put my washing out this afternoon nice sunny hot day to dry went to pick kids up and find my house stinks like a bonfire as left windows on vent then go to open back door to find bellowing smoke filling my garden as he has a fetish for burning wood and god knows what else!

YANBU. I have prick-twat-shite-tastic neighbours who do similar.

Fuckwits.

Urrghh. Our neighbour at the back seems to have frequent bonfires.

If I was to do this (and why do people need all these bonfires anyway) I would certainly tell anyone who may have washing out that I was about to do.

Yes are twit face neighbours do this. It must be in the manual.

I wouldn't mind in the evenings when it gets dimpsy if that's a word but in the fucking afternoon when its 28°c takes the bastard piss! Sorry must calm down not helping the old blood pressure! Am so angry! Arsehole fucking wank titting twat!

This problem can easily be resolved by pointing a hosepipe at his bonfire and turning the water on. You were just watering your plants after all, it slipping out if your hand was purely an accident

What Raven said. Fetch the hose!

I will do gotta wait for shade in garden then I will purposely um accidently put the fire out may even get her wash wet in the process hose was way yo powerful for my feeble wrist to handle lmao! Thanks for the tip!

My pleasure!

Get the washing good a proper.

To be fair he might not have noticed your washing out. DP lights BBQs in our back and doesn't even register that there's a full line of washing right next to him!

Not that I'm saying that's ok of him, just that he might not have done it maliciously.

There are so many threads about crap neighbours on here. I have terrible neighbours myself. Do you think it is this bad in other countries? Probably down to population densities.

I was wondering how on earth they manage in Japan for example but then I remembered everyone there is insanely polite. Not sure BBQs are big either...

Carries on musing...

Also wonders if it happens worldwide therefore there must be some kinda how to be an arrogant pr!ck manual.