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To remind you that if you're going to DTD on a Sunday afternoon

31 replies

babybearsmummy · 08/07/2013 09:44

To close your windows XD

Went for a walk yesterday afternoon and on the way back we walked past a house, windows wide open and.... Well, I'll leave that to your imagination Blush

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Saidar · 08/07/2013 09:45

Nowt better than Sunday afternoon whoopee.

beth27123 · 08/07/2013 09:52

I think I've been caught out...

babybearsmummy · 08/07/2013 09:56

Oh dear Beth, if your house faces onto a big corn field, then I'm sorry to say it may have been!

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YouTheCat · 08/07/2013 09:57

I don't see the problem.

If you had kids with you, just tell them that the people were moving furniture or something. Grin

NakedPanpipeLady · 08/07/2013 10:47

Ha ha ha, oh dear. See, I get paranoid that people hear my husband and I - I'm always "are you sure the windows closed dear?" x10. I used to hear my previous next door neighbours as they never (appeared to) close their windows.......

fuzzpig · 08/07/2013 10:56

I'm glad we don't live by a corn field as I got a bit worried Blush although TBF it was after 8pm and we were paranoid quiet.

In our first flat, windows made no difference whatsoever, the walls were so thin. You could honestly set your watch by the neighbours on Fridays and Saturdays. 11pm - stumble in from pub opposite. 11.15 - argue loudly while turning radio up louder and louder. 3am - turn radio off. 3 til 3.05 - loud sex. 3.05 - turn radio back on and argue some more.

beth27123 · 08/07/2013 11:01

Oh good it wasn't us. I hope...

ParadiseChick · 08/07/2013 11:02
Grin
Fakebook · 08/07/2013 11:08

Did you get the audio or the visual? Or both?

I don't understand how people have such spontaneous sex that they forget to shut the windows. It's the first thing I think of!

YouTheCat · 08/07/2013 11:18

Really? Wondering whether I've shut the windows is the last thing on my mind. Sometimes I even shut the curtains. Grin

babybearsmummy · 08/07/2013 12:01

Just the audio thankfully (?????) while we shuffled ran past. O.h thought it was hilarious and has a 'fantastic' idea that we should leave the windows open from now on... Errrr NO!

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fuzzpig · 08/07/2013 12:06

Oh my, a budding exhibitionist eh? Shock :o

Whojamaflip · 08/07/2013 12:07

I remember several years ago on holiday walking down a deserted road in the middle of a very naice country village - heard these noises through a tall beach hedge. Naturally glanced that direction to see a couple dtd on the patio on the other side.

That was OK - it was the fact that there was a third person filming it that made us go Shock. Grin

YouTheCat · 08/07/2013 12:08

I am of course kidding. The curtains do get shut as I really wouldn't want to become a point of interest for the people on the 38 bus. Grin

Shock at the filming though!

TerraNotSoFirma · 08/07/2013 12:13

We used to DTD on the sofa with the curtains open, people shouldn't nosy in other people's windows.
TBF we lived in the country with not many passers by.

McNewPants2013 · 08/07/2013 12:16

When ever the mood takes you :) I sometimes forget to close the window.

ChocHobNob · 08/07/2013 12:26

What shocks me the most is that anyone was DTD yesterday! It was way too hot and sweaty without any of that business going on. Grin

libertine73 · 08/07/2013 12:29

this couple used to live in a flat opposite a very busy pub, they did it against the window!! On a saturday night Shock

Wallison · 08/07/2013 12:34

What were they thinking? They would have missed Wimbledon and EVERYTHING.

livinginwonderland · 08/07/2013 12:42

A couple had sex next to me and DP in the park yesterday!

Joolsy · 08/07/2013 12:48

Can't blame them for leaving the window open - we did yesterday as it was so bloody hot!

FoofFighter · 08/07/2013 12:51

I was on the way to Liverpool LS once on the train and the line backs onto lots of houses, saw a couple at it starkers spreadeagled over the dining table in the conservatory with the lights on, on a dark evening Grin

Groovee · 08/07/2013 12:51

Awww I thought you were at DownTown Disney in Orlando

Sallyingforth · 08/07/2013 13:07

Well I think you are entirely BU to be looking in their window. It's their business what they do in their own house and in this weather you need to keep cool while DTD. I got pounced on on the back patio

buildingmycorestrength · 08/07/2013 13:09

living

Shock Shock Shock

In the park next to you?!?!