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AIBU?

To say Quick! Before the IPOAT ice house begins to thaw and HRH's head melts unwontedly?

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Hullygully · 03/07/2013 10:05

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HoneyDragon · 03/07/2013 23:42

Eeeeeeew!

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Tallalime · 04/07/2013 00:18

I am horribly confused.

However I'm wearing a slammerkin, though it has no metal fortification of any kind, and I've a penchant for gin so I intend to stay a while.

I also have some rather dainty gloves, ideal for the handling of a purifying kings head. If anyone would like a pair.

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Minimammoth · 04/07/2013 08:21

Why thank you Tallalime those would be most useful, i hope they have the iPOAT coat of arms. Now, a good moisturiser that's what we need. Perhaps we should flay first, boil, stuff. < consults taxidermy manual>
Really the things we do to support Hully's peccadillos.

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Fiderer · 04/07/2013 08:25

Welcome Miss Tallilame. Alas we have no gin as 'tis for the poor and sodden but we do have a fine range of juniper tisanes.

Mini and I played slammerkins with them last week while pretending to stock take. I had one eye shut for days and Mini lost her stays.

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Tallalime · 04/07/2013 08:31

A juniper tissane would be most appreciated, are there also cucumber sandwiches, crusts orf?

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Hullygully · 04/07/2013 08:41

Leave the Head alone you troublesome wenches. Have you no respect for HRHead? What are gals coming to?

I do hope Miss Tallalime, you have better manners than the other gals.

And now I must tend to dear Mr Rochester's leg, it is most pernicious again. There is no rest for the goodly of heart, beauteous of visage and bounteous of spirit.

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Hullygully · 04/07/2013 08:41

There may be a cucumber posset, Miss Tallalime, you must enquire of cook. If you can find her.

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ICBINEG · 04/07/2013 09:20

OP YABVVVVVVVVU.

MNHQ YABVVVVU too

We shaaalll not ...WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!

More to the point does anyone have a herbal remedy for phossy jaw?

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Tallalime · 04/07/2013 10:01

I have searched high, low and middlung for the cook Lady Hully. All I could find was a sad pile of musty, dough stained clothes sadly mouldering by the fireplace.

I did question the scullery boy as to her whereabouts, the dear lad is a gibbering wreck. So I slapped him and admonished him thricely, urging him to be a man and to put on his big boy britches. Alas I could get no sense out of him, he staggered away muttering 'Hell, or perhaps Helly' under his breath.

Tis a mystery. Luckily I have the opportunity to borrow a deerstalker and a magnifying glass from my cousin Hugh. I will get to the bottom of this, have no fear.

And do be careful with that head!

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HoneyDragon · 04/07/2013 10:20

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HoneyDragon · 04/07/2013 10:21

Cool, is a Eurasian word for cook you know?

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Hullygully · 04/07/2013 10:40

I fear there has arisen a good deal of unruliness about this Hall. Manners and behaviour are lax.

Mayhap I shall write to the Culler.

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ICBINEG · 04/07/2013 12:24

Well we know have over a pound of phosphorus but I know look like this

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Sybilvimes · 04/07/2013 12:28

Manners and behaviour have always been a little lax though haven't they?

I mean, there's a reason why we have had 23 vicars in the last 3 years and Mrs Sheepsbottom crosses the road with her 7 daughters if she sees us in the village.

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ICBINEG · 04/07/2013 12:32

Also I have picked up a lisp...I don't kno how I will get rid of it...although the bandage around my jaw probably isn't helping.

Know, knobody respectable will want to be seen with me!

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Tallalime · 04/07/2013 14:38

Still no sign of the cook, very distressing as I am famished.

The lack of adequate sustenance in the form of cucumber will most likely lead to an attack of the vapours, cured only by a rest on a chaise lounge and a large measure of laudanum.

The smell of phosperous isn't helping, it's like the devils whore house in here. Somebody be a dear and open a window.

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Minimammoth · 04/07/2013 16:09

Oh deary dear. We cannot tolerate flouncing, you will be given extra tatting. Entropy, do put that lisp down, you don't know where it's been,

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ICBINEG · 04/07/2013 16:11

ahhh the glorious laudanum....that will see off both lisp and phossy jaw!

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Hullygully · 04/07/2013 16:12

I think everyone needs a good few hours at the loom, MissMini

A little (whatever one does on a loom) might calm the restive spirits.

Someone could read aloud some edifying work during the looming, perhaps some John Stuart Mill, or a tract.

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HoneyDragon · 04/07/2013 16:23

Weaving?

I can weave well, particularly after juniper tisane

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Fiderer · 04/07/2013 16:35

HRH's head in a dusty corner? I shall remove it at once to the ice house while you all loom and weave.

Not for aught did I concoct the unguent for His locks. His fair visage needs some soothing too.

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MadameDefarge · 04/07/2013 17:48

oh for heaven's sake, bring the head to my catacomb laboratory where my chymerial and Eletrikal experiments may well lead to a marvellous rejuvenation of HRH...I have a specimen body to use....he was the ostler at the inn,but I rescued him from the press gang and invited him to share other adventures. Ahem. I fear his mind has gone, But I believe the body to be fit for purpose.