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To think inviting a man into your home isn't an invitation for sex?

98 replies

AnneNonimous · 02/07/2013 20:51

Please me gentle I'm still rather traumatised.

A male acquaintance of mine that I used to be good friends with (note: just friends) moved away to the other side of London a few years ago. Recently he was back in the area for a while so asked if we could meet up to catch up. I'm a lone parent so I don't have much/any free time so I invited him over one evening for dinner and a catch up when DS was in bed.

All was fine and friendly til I nipped to the kitchen to check on something, came back into the living room and he was sitting on my sofa with his penis out 'pleasuring himself'. I asked what the hell he was doing and he asked if I would join him. I made it crystal clear I wouldn't and he told me he wouldn't be long then. I told him in no uncertain terms that he was to leave my house and I was really disappointed in him and he'd been so disrespectful.

He left and I haven't heard from him since (this was on Saturday). I discussed what had happened with a mutual acquaintance of ours and she told me I should probably have expected it as 'what else do you invite a man to your house for on a Saturday evening.'

Please tell me this is not a popular opinion?! I have a DP who I have made aware of he situation, he is furious of course but not at me and doesn't think I was at fault.

OP posts:
gordyslovesheep · 02/07/2013 21:36

he is an utter freakoid - yanbu and you have every right to have male friends in your home without them expecting a hand job x

what a vile thing to do x

MirandaGoshawk · 02/07/2013 21:37

Wow, how could you turn him down? He sounds irresistible.

Hmm

I can understand your confusion. You knew him as a friend and he suddenly turned into a weirdo. That would leave a very nasty taste in the mouth [no vile mental picture intended].

I'm glad it all turned out OK, and please don't blame yourself, or listen to your 'friend'.

BadgersNadgers · 02/07/2013 21:37

Fucking hell, that is all sorts of wrong. You should be able to invite anyone round without them getting their tackle out.

itried · 02/07/2013 21:39

I would have asked him to put his small giblets away and leave. What a complete idiot!

gordyslovesheep · 02/07/2013 21:42

oh and Laurie please say it was Michael Gove !

float62 · 02/07/2013 21:43

Aaah and so Laurie too (another quick thinking broad and v funny), I bet this sort of thing happens a lot more than we think. The simple fact is many men (not all before anyone gets all screechy) think that any act of friendliness by a woman means that said woman wants me. Even in the most unlikely circumstances and I expect a few more examples to be given on this thread and will check tomorrow.

DIddled · 02/07/2013 21:46

Sorry for laughing!! I can only imagine your face when you walked in and were confronted with that alluring vision. Arf at 'being wanked at' and I am torn between being highly amused and horrified at his considerate advice that ' he wouldn't be long' - well that's fine then just carry on!!!!

CalamityJ · 02/07/2013 22:00

Absolutely not normal! Even if you had invited him back for sex he should surely wait till you get it out for him! And then to carry on solo??? YADNBU

NapaCab · 02/07/2013 22:06

Your friends are both very, very strange... maybe you should set them up with each other as I think they would be the only two people in the world who would think the events you have described are normal... Hmm

AKissIsNotAContract · 02/07/2013 22:07

Bloody hell. I've had a lot of casual sex in my life but never once has a bloke tried to get the ball rolling by starting without me.

That's shocking, not normal at all even if sex was going to happen.

HoHoHoNoYouDont · 02/07/2013 22:08

A similar situation happened to me years ago. I was at a guys house for a takeaway and a movie. I went upstairs to use the loo and when I came back down he was lay on the floor massaging his hard on. I reached for my car keys and departed rather swiftly!

minouminou · 02/07/2013 22:26

Oh my god!
He's been watching WAY too much porn.
He's provably written you off as a raging lezza now, because you didn't launch yourself into a series of somersaults that ended up on his cock.
What. A. WankHAAAAAAAHHHH!

minouminou · 02/07/2013 22:27

I'd also be really hurt. I'm imagining my lovely male friends doing this to me.....massive betrayal.

megsmouse · 02/07/2013 22:28

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Twattybollocks · 02/07/2013 22:42

No, unlike vampires where inviting them over the threshold is the same as inviting them to bite your neck, then an invitation into your house does not mean you want to have sex. The man is literally and figuratively a right wanker.

Belchica · 02/07/2013 22:43

Have the 2 friends met. They totally deserve each other.

grimbletart · 02/07/2013 22:44

I'd have chucked a basin of cold water over it.

LineRunner · 02/07/2013 22:45

Your mutual acquaintance sounds as fucking sick as him.

LineRunner · 02/07/2013 22:46

And I agree they have both been watching porn.

WilsonFrickett · 02/07/2013 22:52

Fucking porn. That is all. Except to say YANBU. At all. Fuck sake.

Solo · 02/07/2013 22:53

YANBU!!!
I once returned from the kitchen to find my 'date' in my living room completely starkers with a large erection! I told him 'it ain't happening!'
He was so disappointed!!
Some men are complete arse holes!

Sparrowlegs248 · 02/07/2013 22:53

Omfg!!! Lol at 'wanking at you from the sofa' and also 'kick him in the cock'!!!

Seriously though, I am truly amazed that this happens!! If i invited a man over for sex, we had drinks and fumbles and i went to slip into something less comfortable , i STILL would expect him to be pulling his plonker when i got back!

YANBU¡¡¡¡

Sparrowlegs248 · 02/07/2013 22:54

Lol!!! wouldn't.....ahem.

LineRunner · 02/07/2013 22:54

MN says: Porn Isn't Actually Real Life.

DIddled · 02/07/2013 23:07

Minou- I am envisaging the somersaults- and laughing out loud!!! OP I feel bad about laughing because the situation itself is not funny- and you handled it (or didn't:) ) very well- it's just that some of the posts have been very witty!!!

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