To long for a world free from cunting pigeons

[HoneyDragon]

Because the dog

Won't

Stop

Barking

At

Them

And they just it there staring.

Going

Coo, coo, coo. All day.

Bark, coo, bark, coo.

I apologised to the neighbours, thankfully they haven't noticed the dog. They will when I run after the feathery bastards with a chain saw though.

Am intrigued as to what "cunting" pigeons do. Are they roosting in your minge? If so, YADNBU.

I live across from our church, I hear pigeons all day everyday. IMHO seagulls are worse.

I have been woken many times by a pigeon cooing at midnight and also sodding gulls.

At least the jackdaws go to bed and stay there

We also have a feral pigeon problem, to the point where falcons were tried. They decided, in the end that a cull was the only option, plus some gel stuff that looks like fire to pigeons.

The only plus side, is that my cat spends hours watching them coo in a tree across the way.

We also have a man who trundles around at 5am scraping the shit off the pavement with his fecking spade.

I'd rather have any bird except gulls, to be honest

YABU.

I love a nice pan fried pigeon breast for dinner!

Alternatively, move our way where any pigeon that sits still for too long gets mistaken for dead and carted off by a red kite for a tasty snack.

We have pigeons and seagulls in our city centre, they are a menace.

YANBU. One nearly flew into my face outside Euston today. The rats of the sky.

You are soooooo not being unreasonable (so much so it was totally worth writing the whole phrase!)
DISCLAIMER - if you are of a sensitive nature block your ears now! ........ I fuckin hate the bastard cunting twating cock sucking wank stains!!!! Death to all pigeons!!

Hm. This now makes me wonder if the pigeon that perches on my rose arch which I think of as a lovely cooing woodpigeon is in reality a dirty London pigeon that commutes in to Trafalgar Square every day for a hard day's eating fags and flying into people's faces.

Not keen then House?

One sat in the middle of the road the other day and narrowly escaped death. I think it was his mate that then dive bombed my car in retaliation. Pigeon feathers bloody everywhere

A fucking chicken drumstick!! That made me laugh!

I have two at the bottom of my garden that are always bloody fighting slapping eachother with their wings.

YANBU. Pigeons should be banned. The same with cunting seagulls.

MalcolmTuckersMum you made me laugh, chicken drumstick haha! Am pleased you look after it though

What gives you that idea orange?!

Bloody terrified of them if I'm honest??

i like pigeons. we dont have many here. we have loads of seagulls though. dh and i have sort off adopted the baby one at the back of our house. there are quite a lot of babies on roofs around our house. they have cute little churps and everything

I don't think a bird scared will work Moonlight. 29 kilo of Labrador muscle doesn't.

And yes, that's the other thing about pigeons. They coo in the dark. That sends the Labrador batshit.

You need to play this loudly in your garden

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DyhuMLpdnOjY

Hate the fat little buggers.
DD1 is expert at creeping up behind them with a party popper.
DH suggested an air rifle but I'm rather fond of our fence.

We have amorous pigeons here: or rather lots of insistent males and females that are always either running away or getting squashed by lust.

They are better than seagulls though

I like seagulls too. All you people who don't like them should bog off and live inland.

(can someone please explain what the tennis ball smiley us supposed to mean. I know it's wimbledon and all but I'm confused)

But pigeon is delicious!

I admit to not seeing the point of seagulls.

I like pigeons.

Hate loathe and detest seagulls though. How far in land counts? I live 8 miles inland and still see the fuckers every.single.day.

YABU, about 2 weeks ago I was out eating a 99 and a tiny bit of the flake had dropped. Then came this pigeon (no fear AT ALL) came right upto me and ate it. He was circling round me and my pal who I was with, my pal at one point (when he was wandering at the back of her) said "I don't trust him" ha ha, neither did I. Some time after he walked right upto some teenagers and a horrible lad throw something at him . He said "it walked right upto me"!, well I found it cute (though I did watch my ice-cream)! . But I have no ill feeling towards any creature in the animal world (the human one is however a different story). I just try and live in harmony with them. Be kind to our feathered friends peeps!!. They're only animals and don't have a clue what they're doing!!

City pigeons & seagulls vermin should be culled as much as possible or be given contraceptives some how. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

town pigeons are skanky,deseise infested little shit machines.
now im in the country the wood pigeons are fine.
I would be more pissed off with an annoying dog that barks at anything that comes within its line of vision.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2354052/Two-engines-crew-police-car--rescue-pigeons-stuck-roof.html

See, we are a nation of animal lovers (warning Dail Mail link). I don't dislike our wood pigeons and collared doves here, but whenever I see seagulls I wonder why they are so far inland, as I live in a land locked county.