fuck, fuck, fuck

[RaisingChaotic]

Bloody battery about to go. How dare it! Yes, I'm pissed and I don't care. On the bright side the grsmmar and spelling could be worse.

Itz alreet luv, we iz drunken 2. Itz al gud

Battery for what one wonders?

Can't you erm, improvise?

They're out on a meet

Everyone welcome. We don't bite, I promise.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I just missed my mouth and spilt some wine. bastard fucking wine.

How wude!!! It's all good! Drink up! Sluuurppp!!! 

I have been known to reclaim spilt wine form the counter top with a straw

It is on your clothes? Laptop?

This is why you buy two bottle - like me - for spillages. Dur

Bottles* that is

And of course, the leftovers can be frozen in ice-cube trays to be used in cooking.