EGGS ARE NOT DAIRY

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They just are not.

They come from CHICKENS (or ducks or whatever).

NOT COWS.

You fucking morons, ELC.

I am not being unreasonable.

Well

To be fair they say "There is also ...eggs"

Although that should be "There are also..."

So, for crimes against the English language YANBU

I think they are using "dairy" to mean "things the milkman might bring".

In which case they should really have a pint of orange juice in a milk bottle.

well thing you may get delivered from a dairy includes eggs - milk people deliver eggs - it may mean Dairy in that context rather than 'made from milk'

I'm not sure which child plays putting the milk bottles out for the milkman. The same child that plays taking pop bottles back to the shop?

This is a First World problem.

Lucky you to have the ability to discuss such trivia

Dairy people deliver orange juice too.

They also mis-spelled velcro as "velco"

Shoddy.

Velcro eggs are a good idea though.

I always smash mine to pieces.

I want some cheese now so YANBU for pointing out eggs are not dairy but YABU for making me hungry.

You are right ofcourse but many people use dairy to describe any animal derived product that isn't meat.

Yup. If it isn't made from something squirted out of the tits of some sort of animal - it ain't dairy

but tbf, how many lists lump eggs in with dairy? Loads. I can't count the number of times I've read meat, veg, eggs & dairy.

I think it's cos poultry periods don't fit onto any list so get lumped with dairy.

just hilarious! and well spotted

YANBU op, eggs are not made of milk so not dairy.

Things the milkman might bring is like a question they'd ask on .

Some idiot would panic and say 'eggs' or 'heroin' and Les Dennis would straightfacedly gesture at the board and say: 'Let's see what our survey said.'

OWW OWW

Things the milkman might bring - sperm!

£13! THIRTEEN POUNDS? £13???

limited thanks for link!

My DS is allergic to dairy and the amount of people that have said 'Oh no eggs for you then' has surprised me

"Yup. If it isn't made from something squirted out of the tits of some sort of animal - it ain't dairy "

Surely dairy just relates to cows?

I loved Family Fortunes amazing. Doesn't Les Dennis look young and thin?

It's not idiotic to say eggs, but the problem with heroin is the police might be watching.

Never thougbt I'd say this

I don't agree with hecate :o

Ken, my milkman brings Lindt Balls.

Are y'all well jel?

comma

limited

I was once sent a list of stupid answers, it was hilarious!

what do you call a bird with a long neck?
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Ha ha have same for other half? No dairy? So no eggs then. I actually once responded with I don't know what kind of scar-arse cows you have where you're from...

Scary-arse. Stupid auto correct.

Sooo, is goat's cheese dairy? I've always thought so but am now doubting myself.