To want to cause him some injury right now?
Souredstones · 16/06/2013 07:03
Light hearted one. My beloved husband is laying next to me snoring louder than I think I've ever heard a human being snore in my life. I've pinched his Nose to shut him up and it made him open his mouth and the noise...omg the noise!!!
I wish I could decamp to another room but we are in a hotel right now.
How do I make him shut up without killing him?
iliketea · 16/06/2013 07:06
In these situations, I find a 'gentleish' tap on the arm with a loud "sssshhhh" is enough to wake my dh just enough that he stops snoring (and he doesn't even realise i'd done anything).
And YANBU - nothing worse than trying to sleep next to someone that sounds like a pneumatic drill!
Souredstones · 16/06/2013 07:32
No. He's on his front. He snores through his nose on his back and mouth on his front.
I think I'll wake him up. The church down the road has started ringing its bells, I've been up far too long to be making sense and I have a hangover and a full day of music ahead of me.
Men. Bloody pains is what they are!
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