AIBU to feel the need to post load of shite...

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

... to find myself on the MN chart of shame the most prolific posters? Seriously does anyone on that list work or have children?

What is this chart?

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Awwww!

I didn't make it.

There's a link MaryZ posted. Or was it Sparklingbrook? One of the two. It lists the top ten most prolific posters of the week.

As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest blabbers ~ William Baldwin

Ye Gads!

Why Shakey? Are you on it?

I've been on that list. I think someone stole my username though.

Yeah, right usual

I have a child, but I freelance. I'm usually on that list. I must have been very busy this past week.

Some people watch TV. Some read a book. Some of us post on the internet.

I actually do read books, BTW, but I rarely watch TV.

blimey O' Riley. Wandered for a mooch on bounty last night, their top [poster posted 179 in a month!!!

I only recognise one name on that list, mind you I have the retention span of a goldfish at the best of times

Some of us me post a load of shite though

Don't we all me and usual post a load of shite, though?

Oh, of you've been on that chart piss off from my thread and let others have a chance!

Drink - I think you should be aiming for quality of shite, rather than quantity.

A perfectly formed nugget of shite is a joy to behold, rather than a torrent of ordure.

Put that^^ in a pictogram Talc It would be a joy to behold !

Can you imagine, Trumpton, an MN shite emoticon?

A perfect steaming little pile, not unlike the Seving Suggestion on a 70s packet of Angel Delight.

It would be an unequivocal version of the - leaving the receiver in no doubt of the shite-offerer's implication.

Love it ! We need a shite emoticon ! A step up from the and

I thought this was another thread about cats and gardens

I'm fucking fourth! Fourth! (Before I streamlined my username, course) but fourth!

Can anyone tell I'm in shock?

Oh and I never always post shit! Pfft!

Umm I'm actually third must put glasses on and not think Name is an MNetter

Oh and I'm currently on Mat Leave, so MN is taking over my life!

That's a lot of posts!

I clearly need to put in mote effort in post related output. I already thought I spent too much time on here and the internet in general but clearly Must mark my presence too.