I have an irrational hatred for.....

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Lowri bloody turner. I just can't stand her. Her face, her voice, her opinions. Just get off my tv.

Who do you have an irrational or perfectly rational hatred for?

I met heather small when I was 8 singing in my school choir. She was really horrible and wouldn't sign autographs or have photos taken with us.

Don't have a problem with Kate and her hair dye. Her husband, on the other hand. What.a.twat.

Hey, I like the cut of c*ts corner's jib. They won't let me register though clearly I'm too c*tish for them.

Yes, Cunts Corner was part of Holy Moly.

They used to do some other section called Rules of Modern Life, or something, that readers used to contribute to and so did I, even though I knew the bloke who ran it was just going to put everyone else's jokes into a book and take the money. And he did. Luckily, I don't have any parenting wisdom MNHQ want to turn into a book.

They also used to do this Nigel Molesworthesque Pete Doherty/Amy Winehouse spoof and write the most scabrous things about a showbiz reporter called Sean Neil or Neil Sean until his lawyers told them to stop.

The site probably makes loads more money now they've stopped all that and turned it into a showbiz gossip site but it's boring.

Is hair dye Kate the one who looks the same age despite the passing of many years?

I can believe that of Heather Warbly Small.

Skinny Gwynnie
St Jamie of Oliver

Jennifer Aniston she is so dull, boring and shallow

probably stems from my hatred of Friends

Kirsty Allsop so twee and smug

Paul Hollywood smug and very creepy

the woman who used to be in the BT adverts will they won't they

Pre-Skool. i know it is wrong but they could not dance and the it was not cute

Yes Heartbroken they suit each other actually. Two inane, giggly schoolchildren. That twat McCoist lays on his accent super thick as well, presumably in the hope that English people won't understand and then he can come back with piss takey remarks about how shite and stuck up the English are.. etc etc. yawn... the prick!

ooo, i've just remembered, fiona philips and kate garraway. Anyone that has or is presenting GMTV.

And binkybix don't ever think of them as 'people like the rest of us' because you won't be able to do it.

Unless it's someone like Vanessa Feltz who's a weapons grade cunt all the time, not just on the radio when she's superior to people who phone in and say 'at the end of the day' because they're a bit tongue-tied.

Didn't Patsy Kensit shag Ally McCoist?

OK....anyone who says 'at the end of the day', 'to be honest/fair', 'basically' and 'literally'. Oh and 'd'ya know what I mean' Because I'm of rigorous intellect and you might find keeping up with me tough. .

Sharon Osbourne such a spitful nasty woman not keen on Kelly either

and agree with anyone that calls themselves bubbly and can quickly go off someone for calling others bubbly

How about blokes that say 'Mate' with an 'I emplore you' intonation, at the start of every sentence?

limitedperiod I think it was the bloke from Simple Minds. Back when if you were in the charts Patsy would drop 'em for you.

I know people's verbal tics are basically, like literally a nightmare. But it's not as if she's verbally jousting with Brian Sewell or Will Self on her shitty phone-in.

Although I'd pay money to hear them wipe the floor with her.

Defintely Jim Kerr trapenfold but I'm pretty sure she shagged Ally too. Maybe it's because they sound the same. It's a mistake almost anyone could make.

But yes. There was a time when no one in the Hit Parade was safe.

Will Self now there's another one. I hate that turgid tone he has (or rhythmus, as he'd put it) and that crap Peter Cook impersonation he does. Boring writer too, Dorian! God what a bore.

Ah possibly...I know she did Father Abraham and alll the Smurfs.

I was alarmed to find myself nodding vigorously at almost every name here until we got to Nigella. Please! Nigella is wonderful! (I know, I know, she's not an MN fave )
Anyway - may I just add the following into the mix

Lee Evans - a face born to stamp on

Anyone Kardashian - they're famous for what, exactly?

Anyone TOWIE - words fail me

Someone called Lizzy Cundy - it's that D. I keep seeing it as a T

Alesha Dixon - for whom the word 'vacuous' was invented.

I couldn't manage one of Will Self's books with their unusual words but I love him

Oh. I just have to agree with Sharon Osbourne. So utterly without any grace or class. Drunk and spiteful - never a good mix!

How could I have forgotten Christine Bloody I'm only 27 my arse Bleakley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And her carbon copy replacement, Thingy.

Both utterly something, just not anything stongly enough to warrant an actual adjective.