I have an irrational hatred for.....

[RightsaidFreud]

Lowri bloody turner. I just can't stand her. Her face, her voice, her opinions. Just get off my tv.

Who do you have an irrational or perfectly rational hatred for?

Alicia Dixon - I hate her with a burning passion. I hate her music, I hate her on tv, I actually get the rage every time I see/hear her. She ruined the radio 1 live lounge album from a couple of years ago with the worst song I have ever heard (drummer boy) I can't listen to it on shuffle incase that song comes on without warning.

Oh and Janice Dickinson, because of her disgust at any woman larger than a very unwell anorexic. I remember catching a couple of minutes of americas next top model where she was disgracefully rude about the plus size models she's not exactly bloody beautiful is she?? I could happily smack her in the face repeatedly.

Trinny and Susannah - I'll wear whatever the fuck I want despite my weight/height ta.
Gok Wan - smug self satisfied prick.
Any celebrity who does an advert. You all look like knobbers.
The gits off 'Masterchef' - again, smug.
The wowcher advert women.
Martine 'Activia yoghurt' mcutcheon(sp) Her mouth looks plastic.
Whispery secret get away cow. I hope you drown in your own sangria.

Beyonce - makes me extremely fucking stabby. DH has learned to mute the tv or turn over whenever she pops on my screen.

I actually second 'Stephen Fry' I can't figure out why though?

I'm loving this thread. Just had a filling and updating my rage-list was a good distraction as turns out that I hate many people more than that awful drilling sound and mild smell of burning tooth, so thanks to the OP!

I'd like to add the Three Jeremies of the Apocalypse:

Jeremy Vine, the human version of the DM, whose sole aim in life it seems is to whip up hysteria about almost every issue through his patented "I know we're only talking about cheesecake but this is a really serious topic which is probably related to PAEDOS!" voice.

Jeremy Paxman - ridiculous, pompous arse-biscuit who's become a parody of himself. Did he really need to give that poor astronaut bloke the level of grilling he'd normally reserve for Gideon et al?

Jeremy Clarkson: truly a gentleman's stain on the trousers of humanity. I can't believe that he is so dense as to believe the ridiculous piffle that he spouts almost every time a camera is on him, which is actually worse than if he was really that stupid.

I'm actually starting to wonder if I just have an irrational hatred for people called Jeremy ...

How many words are we able to type? I have plenty of hates. Tony Robinson, Anthony Worrell-Thompson, Griff Rhys Jones, all men with horrible whiney voices. Jamie Oliver, he is such a twonk. Alex Jones, One Show. I know I'm Welsh and should show fervent adoration but I just cannot stand her voice. Zoe Ball, I wont listen to BBC2 at breakfast time if Chris Evans is on holidays. I know I may be banging on about my hatred for grey jogging bottoms but I will mention them again and men who wear socks and sandals. Seagulls. Monty Python and anything starring John Cleese. Can I carry on?

I was feeling the same earlier about any Amanda's because I think I listed 3 I don't like, Holden, Kerr and Bynes. But wait!! Byrum(sp) Mrs Patrick Kielty, now there's a match made in heaven/hell, she's as bad as him or vice versa!! She's dead behind the eyes and he's a tosser!

Cliff Richard. Hate him with a passion. No idea why but I just do. He crawls out of the woodwork in November each year to promote whatever Christmas song/album/biography he's promoting and I spend most of the Christmas season sneering at him whenever he comes on the telly.

Danny Dyer what an utter cock

and any other professional geezer

bet you don't now

^^that's for Flossy

Michael FUCKING McIntyre

I cannot, cannot, cannot bare his bland, banal, safe humour

and his speaking voice

and the way he looks

even the posters that were on the tube earlier this year for his latest tour fueled my irrational hatred with his gimpy pose in them

Ahh now SPsCliffingAllOverMN that's not nice!! A word of warning or something, some of my kids could have passed behind me just there. My poor eyes, I can never unsee that image now

The woman who does the voice over on masterchef. Annoying. Ditto great British menu. Not sure if its the same person or not- but they're both annoying.

Nick Knowles

Baby girls with no hair and those silly headbands with bows or flowers on.

Vernon fucking Kay. Twat biscuit.

Gah, I do the school run and there's just so much I need to add now.

Patsy Kensit WAS married to Jim Kerr but also to Liam Gallagher (not at the same time, obvs). Bizarre pairing and they named their son Lennon even though neither Gallagher brother is obsessed with The Beatles and their music sounds nothing like them, nope, not at all, no siree.

And Patrick Kielty is now married to that other MN favourite (according to this thread at least) Cat Deeley, rather than Amanda Byram (who I quite like .

And I hate Janice Dickinson with a passion - she looks like a Jim Henson villain and is vile to people on Next Top Model.

Wrt to Sharon Osbourne I read an old biography of a band recently and they wrote about touring with Ozzy in the early 80s. One promoter couldn't pay and Sharon (then not famous) kicked said promoter in the balls and SPAT in his face! Nasty, nasty woman. Horrible piece of work.

The fence woman.

I want to drown her in Kreosote!

And SP - am now wise to your evil ways and know NEVER to click on one of your links. You've caught me out with The Cliff before...

Jeremy Kyle. Can't even speak English, FFS!

I definitely hate all Jeremies.

Hugh Fearmely Whittinghstall or whatever his absurd name is.

Lecturing poor people on how to eat ethically.

And for his curly hair and beady eyes.

And the fact he jizzes on mumsnetters whilst they sleep.

Thanks RightsaidFreud, now my hate for her is rational! Rude woman!

And Kanye West. The petulant pouting big baby.

And Kate Bosworth. She is an actress who has been in NOWT but seemingly is always in fashion articles etc and had a very annoying pouty smug smile.

My apologies!!! I said Kielty was married to Byram!! They DID date at some stage. Byram and Deely look alike, sort of that FemBot Austin Powers thing going on, all very cloned, no?!

Ricky Gervais. I loathe him and he makes me want to get very stabby. The voice over on the cookery shows. Nigel Slater, ahhhhhhh. Who thought it was a good idea to put him on the TV. Waterloo Road. Utter shite.

People who post endless jingoistic twattery on Facebook and those sodding pictures of kids holding up bits of cardboard saying Daddy will buy me a puppy if I get six million likes or 'like me before I die'. Just is like those awful chain letters you used to get. Perhaps I'm just a curmudgeon.

Keilty and Byram were together for years and years. I didn't even know he KNEW Cat Deeley and suddenly my 60 year-old Mum is telling me they're married. I did double check that fact though - my Mum believed that fake thing on BBC3 where Mel B turned out to be Michael Aspel's daughter, phoned me up to tell me and couldn't understand why I was laughing so much.