I have an irrational hatred for.....

[RightsaidFreud]

Lowri bloody turner. I just can't stand her. Her face, her voice, her opinions. Just get off my tv.

Who do you have an irrational or perfectly rational hatred for?

Novak Djokovic needs his eyes pulling further apart. They are stuck to his nose.

I hate Brian Dowling zukie. He doesn't even put on a good show of being a pleasant human being. Why can't people see!!!

And he's got a fat bum.

Maybe having eyes that are too close together makes you really good at tennis. Look at Bjorn Borg.

I wonder what Prince Charles is like at tennis? Probably he has lots of people telling him he's really good, like he's really good at architecture, and nanotechnology and the Navy and biscuits and things.

and being a sanitary product, limited

So glad other people have mentioned Olly Murs. I hate him.

As well as:
Angus Deayton
Chris Brown
Miley Cyrus
Jamie Oliver
Justin Bieber
Lucy Beale( I know she's not real)
Victoria Pendleton
That wanky dancer man off Strictly
Amanda Holden - smug
Mark Lawrenson
Jamie Redknapp

Tamara Ecclestone!

I hate a lot of people.

Forgot those smug bastards off Homes Under The Hammer as well.

Actually can we just agree I hate all smug people.

Ugh, yes to Tamara Ecclestone and anyone else born into money who has no sense whatsoever and needs the lot taking away from them immediately.

Thought the thread title was irrational dislike - honestly, 99% of these are perfectly rational in my book ...

Chris Packham. Aaaaaaaagh. I hate him. No idea why.

Nigel Slater: loathe the way he does that "I could use basil ... I could use coriander ... I could use parsley."/ "I could use beef ... I could use lamb ... I could use chicken" thing all the frigging time. Grrrrrrr.

Gok Wan: used to like him but he has become a walking parody of himself with his nork-grabbing nonsense. Surprisingly good cooking show he did, though, but marks off for his Sainsbo's clothing range. Just no.

Princess Beatrice: I'm sure she's a perfectly nice woman but she does make me want to shake my fist in her face.

Michael Palin: National Treasure and all that but cannot bear the man.

Vanessa Redgrave: Posh and theatrical to the point of very unendearing lunacy.

Ross Noble. Unfunny and minging. Looks like he hasn't washed his hair since 1995.

On the other hand, I have a sneaky soft spot for Gwynnie and even more so for the Beckhams.

Kneedeep 'that wanky dancer man off Strictly' ? Give us a clue, there are so many possibilities....

I read something where Camilla praised one of Charles's dull speeches and not for the first time I marvelled at what one woman will do to dodge work and keep herself in Silk Cut iwonder

sorry Gruntfuttock. I have an irrational dislike for my daughter who never flushes the toilet after herself. Nicks my nix as her dirties are strewn around on the floor in her room, as she can't be arsed to stick them in the wash machine, then moans that mine are huge.

Those over-privaledged, toffy-nosed bastards at Queens Club who piss off and hide from the slightest drop of rain.

Chris Packham - a serial killer lurks behind those cold, cold eyes
Bruce Forsyth - yuk, just yuk (surely he beats ANY of the 'wanky dancer men off Strictly'..?)
Lisa Riley - probably a lovely woman, but oh that ridiculous 'surprised' expression
Amanda Holden - smug, entitled and very common when riled
Sharon Osbourne - without the money she'd be doing time for anti-social behaviour
I'll leave it at that for now......

SometimesIWonder: He's tall, Australian (?) and the one they put the single women with for a bit of romance.

Emily (Peter Andre's girlfriend)
Jordan
David Cameron
Samantha Cameron
Cheryl Cole or should it be Tweedy?
Russell Brand
Keith Lemon
Simon Bloody Cowell

I admit that for some of them; I might not be irrational as I can probably find reasons why!

Brendan?

Oh god, that Willoughby really gets my goat, with her stupid faux sympathy face and her gleeful rolling in the pig's trough of her own inanity.

And don't get me started on Tim Lovejoy - every time he's on TV I start to froth at the mouth wondering how someone so lacking in personality and with such a "look at me, I'm so cool that I am bored by all of the guests and features on my own show, and so extremely cool that I am going to make this boredom the key aspect of my presenting style" attitude that I cannot believe he continues to get hired.

Oh and I hate every yoof TV or radio presenter going, especially "Grimmy" and Greg James and all those new T4 presenters they got before they cancelled it (that girl with dyed blonde hair?). What a bunch of dickheads. I do slightly suspect that this is an age-related thing though - was a nasty feeling to realise that I am now quite far from being down with the kids and can no longer listen to radio 1 under any circumstances.

There used to be a website called 'cunts corner' where people would go on and nominate their hated people and justify why. It was mean, and I know they are people like the rest of us, but some of the justifications were so funny!

wow Dorothy literary gold. gleeful rolling in the pig's trough of her own inanity . Wish I'd written that.

Now...How about the BBC's official bootlick? I'm talking about that arse kissing, cringey, snidey, sychophantic, creepy bastard Nicholas Witchell? Oh and Sue Barker.

Heather Small. Her voice makes me cringe.

Ugh, that Willoughby really brings it out of me, trapenfold! now considering composing a novel in front of This Morning

Hair dye Kate
Eats like a washing machine Wowcher woman
Practically everyone else previously mentioned - especially Bruce Forsyth!

I'm obviously a miserable bitch...

Trapenfold what about Sue Barker flirting with Ally McCoist and his innane, childish giggling. And as for Matt whatsisface on there - talk about a face made for radio - dear Lord!