AIBU to have pissed on my cardigan, worn it round Asda and going home and not be embarressed?

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Shopping in Asda.

Hot day here so had my cardigan tied round my waist.

Went to loo on entry and on getting home ,sat down and thought oh something's wet?

My cardigan has obviously gone down the loo whilst I was having a number one and been drenched in it.

I would have been wet and smeeling whilst I shopped.

When I first realised upon coming home I wanted the ground to swallow my hole...now I'm thinking so what I peed on cardigan if you laughed at me or pointed and went she's got a urine wet cardy I salute you for noticing me.

I will not be embaressed by my Faux Pas

ground to swallow me whole not my hole fml

"Swallow my hole"

I might have politely mentioned you had spilt something on your cardi, but if tied around waist probably wouldn't have noticed

If I had seen you I would probably have thought "Oh, she must have sat in something" but not mentioned it as you would have felt far worse if I had than finding out later.

Snorted at "Swallow my hole" :o

YANBU

FFS! I meant that you or I would have have felt far worse at the time than if you or I had found out later!

i think you would have noticed he it had smelled bad

If you didn't notice a smell of pee following you around then I doubt anyone else did.

Imagine if it had been Waitrose.

I think most people probably missed the piss soaked cardi. Clearly life is going to be harder now you've swallowed your hole though.