AIBU?
WIBU to glue my neighbours cat to her door?
Sparklypinknails · 03/06/2013 12:35
Would I be unreasonable to glue my neighbours cat to her door so she stops screeching its name whenever she wants it in? She'll always know where it is that way. CATS NAAAAAA-AAAAAAAME in a high pitched screech in the morning. In the day. In the evening. It goes right through me and makes me jump.
And the cat never comes! I'm sure it hides when it hears her. Its hiding right now while she screeches for it.
[disclaimer: I am a cat person and would not reaaaally glue the cat to the door.]
Sparklypinknails · 03/06/2013 12:41
As mean as it sounds, it would be easier to catch the cat than the neighbour for glueing!
Only protecting it for selfish reasons worra 
wasn't sure if she might be on here the neighbour I mean. Not the cat. Unless that's where it is! Hidden away somewhere posting on here 
I like the idea of staples! Would make a satisfying noise too. THUNK. THUNK.
Maryz · 03/06/2013 12:56
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Sparklypinknails · 03/06/2013 12:56
Such good ideas! I quite like the idea of shutthefuckup cat and calling his name in the exact same WAAAAA-AAAAY.
at the image of the cat being quietly pulled home by its bungee when she wants it.
Weegie I could glue it on the outside doormat? Then she could bring it in and out so it still gets fresh air and can sleep inside still!
OrangeFireandGoldashes · 03/06/2013 13:02
- Put note through neighbour's door as follows: "I haz run away to see the world. Want to be famuss Internet cat. So long and thankz for all the fissssshhh".
2. Sell cat to eccentric but kind-hearted animal-loving millionaire.
3. Buy wine with proceeds of 2.
4. Drink said wine in unaccustomed silence.
D0oinMeCleanin · 03/06/2013 13:10
Dd2 is not your neighbour is she? She does this. Every fecking morning she opens the window and wails "Maaaa-aaax, Maaaa-aaax, Maxeeeeee, Ma-aa-xeeeee" If she can see him it goes on for longer, he often comes eventually, but on the occasions he doesn't come, if for for example, he is enjoying laying in the sun on the end of our roof her wailing is then followed by "Mam, mam, maaaaaaam, mameeeeeeeee, the cats ran away again" which is also wailed out of the window, god knows why because I spend very little time on our kitchen roof
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