Well my DH only seems to be able to get himself out of bed if he is a) doing something that benefits himself/friends. OR b) to go to work.
As I type this I am getting slightly annoyed at the fact that it is almost 11am...and because he doesn't have to go work or tinker with some random crap in his garage he is still in bed..grrrrr....
Ever since our 1st Dc was born he just can't seem to get his ass out of bed for us!
We have debated spoken about it many times over the past 8 years. He will always say it's because he needs to be woken up because he goes into a really deep sleep, so I send the Dc up to wake him (at around 10 am...I would call that a pretty impressive lie in considering I have not been in bed after 7.30am since the birth of my Ds 8!!) and they get shouted at because his eyes hurt (from welding/flashed up), his back hurts (he has arthritis which only ever affects him when he isn't doing something he wants to like lifting new engines into his mates cars! 
) and still he doesn't get out of bed until 12.30 sometimes 1.00. I have pointed out that the Dc aren't exactly quiet when they wake in a morning but he can't seem to hear them 
, YET if he hears a friend of his come into the house at 8.15am and chat quietly to me in the kitchen he is up...dressed...and downstairs making said friend a brew???, granted he will lean onto the kitchen work top gritting his teeth about his bad back (but never reaches for the pain killers as you would expect) but he STILL manages to hear and get out of bed!!!
AIBU to be very pissed off about this?? and to think that he doesn't give a toss about spending time with his Dc?? or me for that matter!. WIBU if I was to ban something he would enjoy like sex until he decides to stop being so bloody annoying??
Answers on a post card please before I really lose my cool! 