Lovely Ds1 (3) just told me I was very beautiful. When i'd finished laughing with shock I thanked him and said my face was quite tired and sad, so i was happy to hear that. He then peered at my face and agreed that actually, yes, it was all tired and grey and wrinkly, and he would have to get a new mummy now. Although she would have to wear my t shirt. Off to bulk buy wrinkle cream before I get dropped for a younger model then..
Hmm. Would I be unreasonable to threaten to trade him in for a quieter model with a properly functioning "tidy up" gland?