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WIBU to just chop it off.

43 replies

dilanddan · 21/05/2013 14:08

Bit of back story, I woke up yesterday with a bite-like lump on my leg, which was all red and swollen.

Overnight it's doubled in size and has an icky yellow head on it (any volunteers to pop it?) so I went to the docs and she thinks I've had an allergic reaction to a bite. Have been given some antihistamine tablets to take and some antibiotics..... They're HUGE. they're just shy (in length) of a £2 coin. And I'm petrified of taking tablets at the best of times.

So WIBU to save myself the upset and just chop my gammy leg off :(

OP posts:
NotYoMomma · 21/05/2013 14:10

Squeeze it

Film it

Post it here

UtterflyButterfly · 21/05/2013 14:12

Get some zinc oxide paste and cover the bite with that and a dressing - it helps draw out the poison (had something similar years ago, the poison was travelling up my leg and I could hardly walk. ZO paste really helped).

HeffalumpTheFlump · 21/05/2013 14:13

What notyomomma said Grin

FannyFifer · 21/05/2013 14:13

I got bad bites at the weekend on my shoulders, god knows what from.

It all swelled up, I just kept lashing sudocrem on it.

MrsTerryPratchett · 21/05/2013 15:21

I'll pop it.

scarletforya · 21/05/2013 15:25

Can you smash up the tablets and put them in juice or something??

HousewifeFromHeaven · 21/05/2013 15:31

KLAXON

ReluctantBeing · 21/05/2013 15:33

Squeeze it and then smother it in tcp to dry it out. You'll probably get a scar though.

MrsTerryPratchett · 21/05/2013 16:01

Can you smash up the tablets and put them in juice or something?? Not without medical advice. This can be dangerous. Please don't do this without asking your doctor or pharmacist.

trikken · 21/05/2013 16:10

Yes it releases the medicine too quickly into the bloodstream so dont smush them up.

MrsTerryPratchett · 21/05/2013 16:13

Or mix them with OJ. Most pills are meant to be taken whole with a glass of water. Unless you are told otherwise, this is the way to take them.

poncypony · 21/05/2013 16:17

If it's helpful, I find swallowing a pill with a mouthful of porridge the easiest way to take them.

I wouldn't chop your leg off, imagine all the shoes you have that will be wasted.

shewhowines · 21/05/2013 16:25

But won't you need to take tablets for the pain?

scarletforya · 21/05/2013 17:06

Oops! Didn't know that. Sorry for that dopey suggestion!

HappySeven · 21/05/2013 17:08

If they're that big are you sure they are tablets ... and not suppositories?

Better check the information in the pack!

bluesheep · 21/05/2013 17:21

What antibiotics are they?

A lot of tablets can be crushed if necessary, but always get advice from a pharmacist first (I'm one!)

complexnumber · 21/05/2013 17:47

When travelling through S.Africa a while back, a friend of mine developed a v. large boil on the shoulder.

The pharmacist suggested heating a coke bottle and then shoving the top over the offending nastiness.

As the expanded air inside cools and contracts, it will create a vacuum and eventually SUCK out the stuff in a dramatic explosion.

Photos please.

flummoxedlummox · 21/05/2013 17:53

God, I so want to try that complex

codswallopandchips · 21/05/2013 17:56

Sound the klaxon!!!! Sporners gather!!!

Longdistance · 21/05/2013 17:59

Photo.....or it never happened.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 21/05/2013 17:59

WE NEED PICTURES!!!!!

TSSDNCOP · 21/05/2013 18:00

KLLLLLLAAAAAAAXXXXXXXOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Squeeze it and get someone to film it. Do it quick before Sparkling comes along and talks sense about hideous infections you out of it!

RiotsNotDiets · 21/05/2013 18:01

how does one heat a coke bottle? Surely it will melt?

complexnumber · 21/05/2013 18:03

"how does one heat a coke bottle? Surely it will melt?"

Glass bottle.

gordyslovesheep · 21/05/2013 18:03

Ohhhhh I want to squeeeeeeze it bad oh I do Grin