WIBU to just chop it off.

[dilanddan]

Bit of back story, I woke up yesterday with a bite-like lump on my leg, which was all red and swollen.

Overnight it's doubled in size and has an icky yellow head on it (any volunteers to pop it?) so I went to the docs and she thinks I've had an allergic reaction to a bite. Have been given some antihistamine tablets to take and some antibiotics..... They're HUGE. they're just shy (in length) of a £2 coin. And I'm petrified of taking tablets at the best of times.

So WIBU to save myself the upset and just chop my gammy leg off :(

[Terrorvision]

I have read a number of sporn threads with great enthusiasm but this is the first i have heard of the bottle trick. How have we missed this? Also, surely MNHQ need to edit this to put Klaxon in the headline.

[musicposy]

I so want to do that coke bottle trick!

[RiotsNotDiets]

seen it. I think I've seen them all now, surely??

[Oldraver]

Riots have a look at 'Litres of puss, pouring out of guys back part 2'

[RiotsNotDiets]

I have been watching for over an hour. I actually cannot stop myself clicking onto the next video each time.

[codswallopandchips]

Don't send me to that doctor on Youtube, riots - I'm a total sporner but the images are Too Much and I still have flashbacks to the blackheads one I stupidly clicked on!

[RiotsNotDiets]

phwoar

[RiotsNotDiets]

I mean

[RiotsNotDiets]

Do you people know that you can watch videos of this sort of thing on youtube? And some of it's filmed under a microscope :O

[dilanddan]

Well, I've been trying for 7 hours almost and the bugger isn't exploding... Have a nice piccy, although not sure if it's very clear on here, shall post in a mo. please bear in mind that it's almost triple the size of how it is in the photo seeing as it's constantly growing! I'm half expecting some worm type thing to come crawling out soon not that I've been researching the worst case scenarios on youtube

The antibiotics are Flucloxacillin, the doctor seemed to think my gammy leg is very serious and prescribed the strongest she could... My o.h also said they're probably supossitories, but no, they definitely tablets :(

[eastmidlandsnightnanny]

I just sterilise needle n burst them n clean them out not pleasant makes me feel violently ill. Then cover n if its a mega gaping hole may need to see practice nurse for it to be cleaned n packed i am the boil queen my bday treat last yr was a whopping boil on my arse - i am children's nurse n after having my first one lanced n packed i have always done myself n was truely honest with the children who were admitted with whoppers about how awful lancing was but the relief after is worth it.

[eccentrica]

Thanks Pop, that makes sense. I confess to being a sporner then.

[Nagoo]

Oooooohhhhhhh.

Pictures. They will help us help you.

[PopGoesTheWeeble]

The abbreviation of "pus porn" I believe...

[eccentrica]

Sporners? I give up - something porn? I get that it's to do with body-horror and being irresistibly drawn to boils, spots, pus, etc. But why the 's'?

[SirBoobAlot]

You posted on MN for volunteers to help pop it?

Exactly how many PMs of offers have you had so far, OP?

[HappySeven]

My mum told me to do the glass bottle trick when my DH had a boil. She said that's what they did before antibiotics (although it was a milk bottle).

My DH refused and I had to leave it alone (until it spontaneously burst and I had to help empty it!).

[RiotsNotDiets]

Thanks complex That makes sense

[gordyslovesheep]

Ohhhhh I want to squeeeeeeze it bad oh I do

[complexnumber]

"how does one heat a coke bottle? Surely it will melt?"

Glass bottle.

[RiotsNotDiets]

how does one heat a coke bottle? Surely it will melt?

[TSSDNCOP]

KLLLLLLAAAAAAAXXXXXXXOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Squeeze it and get someone to film it. Do it quick before Sparkling comes along and talks sense about hideous infections you out of it!

[puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE]

WE NEED PICTURES!!!!!

[Longdistance]

Photo.....or it never happened.

[codswallopandchips]

Sound the klaxon!!!! Sporners gather!!!