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DaysieGoneBananas · 16/05/2013 15:07

James Martin is on TV and he is distracting me from the hoovering with his delicious sexy arse cakes have to do the school run in a minute so will have to do everything with constant demands from small children. Damn you James, damn you, your cakes and your sexy self!

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DaysieGoneBananas · 16/05/2013 21:09

I take it IWBU. My house is now hoovered but it took 2 hours!

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HappyGirlNow · 16/05/2013 21:36


DaysieGoneBananas · 16/05/2013 22:00

My new motivation for finishing the cleaning quickly Grin

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bedmonster · 16/05/2013 22:20

YABU for thinking a puffy sweaty toad is sexy Shock


Numberlock · 16/05/2013 22:20

Can't stand him. Never trust a man with 2 first names.


GibberTheMonkey · 16/05/2013 22:39

My maiden name is a male name.
My dad, grandfather and brother are all lovely and trustworthy
Sucksboo Grin
Having said that James Martin is a no from me


Numberlock · 16/05/2013 22:40

They must be the exception then!

I refer you to Chris Martin.


PomBearWithAnOFRS · 16/05/2013 23:26

I have been postponing housework for thirty years and tbh, once the dust reaches an optimum thickness, it dosn't get any worse Wink


GibberTheMonkey · 17/05/2013 08:18

Yeah I think we must be the exceptions
Was trying to think of a cool one and could only come up with Craig David which is a fail


CocacolaMum · 17/05/2013 08:35

and David Cameron..


edwardsmum11 · 17/05/2013 08:40

Oh dear, don't trust any male member of my family then, sorry son...


HariboAndWine · 17/05/2013 08:44

I'm completely with you on the James Martin thing. There's something really lovely about him


hobnobsaremyfavourite · 17/05/2013 09:00

He's a bit....greasy eeeeuuuuwwe


DaveDeeDozyBeakyMickAndTitch · 17/05/2013 10:35

James Martin is a bit of a tit by all accounts. That said, my OH is the spitting image of him, so it all gets a bit confusing at times ...


DaysieGoneBananas · 17/05/2013 19:36

Ah now come on now...I'm not asking for a lifelong commitment to the man. Just the opportunity to drool and think of doing indescribably naughty stuff with him Grin
Who would you recommend instead?
pombear I am currently looking at pictures to remember what colour wood my fireplace is supposed to have so I'd say we have reached optimum levels
And for the record my surname is a male christian I untrustworthy too?

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GibberTheMonkey · 17/05/2013 21:10

Guy Martin is cool
Seems there are loads of us

Oddly my married surname gets used as a Christian name sometimes (but shouldn't in my opinion)


PomBearWithAnOFRS · 17/05/2013 21:58

I reckon my DH's surname could be used as a forename in a pinch, but have never met anyone named it. My maiden name once cost a bloke a rather expensive camera - he gave it to my Dad and said "hold that, and your name will be mud if you drop it" and Dad just let go and sniggered. yes, our name was Mudd Grin

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