To postpone the house work. ...
DaysieGoneBananas · 16/05/2013 15:07
James Martin is on TV and he is distracting me from the hoovering with his delicious sexy arse cakes have to do the school run in a minute so will have to do everything with constant demands from small children. Damn you James, damn you, your cakes and your sexy self!
DaysieGoneBananas · 17/05/2013 19:36
Ah now come on now...I'm not asking for a lifelong commitment to the man. Just the opportunity to drool and think of doing indescribably naughty stuff with him
Who would you recommend instead?
pombear I am currently looking at pictures to remember what colour wood my fireplace is supposed to have so I'd say we have reached optimum levels
And for the record my surname is a male christian name...am I untrustworthy too?
PomBearWithAnOFRS · 17/05/2013 21:58
I reckon my DH's surname could be used as a forename in a pinch, but have never met anyone named it. My maiden name once cost a bloke a rather expensive camera - he gave it to my Dad and said "hold that, and your name will be mud if you drop it" and Dad just let go and sniggered. yes, our name was Mudd
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