Gah! DP and DS are bloody hoarders bootsale fans.
Their last aquisition is a telephone built into a wooden decoy duck! 
Aesthetically its not bad, Its quite a nice vintage looking decoy duck, but the noise it makes is horrendous! Nothing like a bleeding duck, more like some weird 'my batteries are running down/sub woofer interference' croak! Every time it goes off I nearly have a heart attack!
We have a gorgeous, vintage dial phone that makes a delicious ringing noise, that I love, but Ive been outvoted, and the fucking duck reins supreme! WIBU to throw it out of the window and tell them that it flew south for the winter? 