I am being unreasonable

[FrebbieMisaGREATshag]

About everything.

And if you all tell me I'm not I'll just say well I am.

well you are!

Oh fuck off

Everybody just fuck off

Did I mention everyone can just FUCK OFF

YANBU about everything, just some things

I feel pretty unreasonable today.

And im getting toothache

You see? Fuck Off should be followed with not

If one more child chapps my door to see where DD2 is I shall explode. SHE IS OUTSIDE ALREADY PLAYING FUCK OFF AND GO AND LOOK FOR HER AND DON'T KNOCK THE DOOR WHEN I'VE JUST SAT DOWN AND GOT THE BLANKET OVER ME AND A CUPPA

The ex. No need to say any more.

DS2 who WON'T ANSWER HIS FUCKING PHONE.

My right kidney.

My nose and head and snot cold can FUCK OFF.

My boss. No it's not A FUCKING EMERGENCY IT CAN WAIT.

Do feel free to share

how aout the shagging neighbours? can they fuck off too? I am alsoi fed up of kids calling for dc all the time.

The bastards who pretty much should be on the end of a constructive dismissal claim can fuck off! Especially the bullying line manager who not only fucked me up, but fucked up the students too, she can fuck off to the far side of fuck that fucking fucker

The mortgage company that keep pestering us even though we are only 1 month in arrears can do one as well

Fucking simpsons, they can fuck off - okily dokily? Fuck you Ned Flanders!!

Ooooh, that feels better - thanks for the opportunity to share op!

Ohhh that's a point I haven't heard him in a while.

I swear it's driving me nuts. As soon as my arse hits the chair ding dong is DD2 coming out. SHE IS FUCKING OUT ALREADY.

I hate the fucking Simpsons. DD2 is obsessed and woe betide that food should coincide with the fucking Simpsons.

Rant.

oh and depression and anxiety - enough already, will you JUST FUCK OFF now please!

SATS can too.

and every fucker in the world that wants my money, school and clubs and swimming and trips and cousins wedding.

oh fuck yes to the school wanting money. ANOTHER FUCKING NOTE TODAY FOR MORE FUCKING MONEY.

And my periods. Which are fucked. can FUCK OFF.

Poor Fwebbie. :(

I know

I shall have to grump everyone properly.

You could change your name to FwebbieMisaGREATgrump? Or maybe FwebbieMIsAGreatGrump.

I am making my periods fuck off, just got a coil, hopefully they will fuck the fuck off. and my mucky house can fuck off, my mum and dad came round yesterday and I said dont look at the house and then dad gave me a running comentry of where all the cobwebs were.

My debilitated tummy muscles and taking 50mins to do a 10 min journey making me late for work in my first week can fuck off too!

Can my prolapse come and join the club?

I had a coil. It fucked me off big style and had to come out.

Now I take the pill but my menopause is breaking through. Fuck that.

My cobwebs have fuck off cobwebs.

And I don't have tummy muscles. At all. Ever.

I think I have tummy muscles but they havent been seen for many years. work can fuck off changing my shifts so i am all out of sorts. access can fuck off for being too boring. coil is ok so far

How fucking unreasonable.

Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE

DD2 just came in. The girl stole the boy's shoe so the boy stole the girl's shoe and her dad's a policeman so he's going round to the boy's mum and and and

FUCK OFF

The dog can fuck off.
I'm going to shove a bloody great big cork up his arse so he stops shitting all over the yard.

And the washing can definitely fuck off.With bells on.

I'm getting the hang of this.