woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

[rosepettel]

yesterday i got told by dd that her mate mum was trying to force her to eat a hamwidge even thou we are veges.. dd got very upset and distressed.. im going to ring the woman and go nuts but what can i say..why would she do this she knows we are veges..im so angry at the min what would you do? woman was saying just eat it i wont tell youre mum but dd was saying no i dont want it and was crying i am so angry.. what will i do please help?

[Moominsarehippos]

Sangwidge (or 'sanger') is Glaswegian (of that helps)

[rosepettel]

with vege ham but no it did not
mabey i will just try getting her dds round mine more insted of there mums to play with my dds i just dont know ..
and no it was her 15 year old dd but its still bad as the woman could get them her self not that thats good or she could do with out .. its not food you dont need them and her dd could got in trouble but she did not but mabey a different time she will ..

[Wuldric]

I am confused by hamwich, and bemused by the thread, but did I just glean that the hostesswich was drunk in charge of young children? Surely that's a bit of a worry?

[MrsMelons]

the overuse of 'widge' is now making me giggle for no apparent reason - do people actually use the words hamwidge, eggwidge etc? I really have never heard of it.

[rosepettel]

well it was a birth day party but and she said she was drunk but she was not even that drunk when i came and got the dds and there was other adults there and not all were drinking

[rosepettel]

there were 3 types of samwidge

[BlackAffronted]

I am loving all this hamwidge/eggwidge talk

[nenevomito]

Can I give you a widgie BlackAffronted?

[BlackAffronted]

Isn't a widge a very small penis?

[nenevomito]

Now that's a very unfortunate xpost isn't it

[rosepettel]

who has 1

[MrsMelons]

its a SANDWICH!

Also - I am missing something here, I usually get drunk for grown ups birthday parties, not 6 year olds. I must remember its ok for childrens parties too.

[Buzzardbird]

'samwidge' priceless

[MrsMelons]

The 'hamwidges' have now crossed threads. 'Naice' hamwidges have been mentioned - as has Sharon. MN has gone mad today!

[cozietoesie]

It's a 'piece' Moomins. (Am feeling over-widged. )

[rosepettel]

mrsmelons the kids were not drinking .. i dont get pissed at my kids bdays but she was not pissed she was lying i seen her she was not even drunk

[FattyMcChubster]

SoupDragon, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[Mindyourownbusiness]

Phonejacker anyone ??

Will try and do a link.


Am crying with laughter here. Please don't say Samwidge again - l might need reviving.

[Moominsarehippos]

Sangwidge is a posh piece. Pieces are generally jeely (so my dad used to say)

[MrsMelons]

yes I realise that the kids weren't drinking - a badly worded post on my part on an otherwise very articulate and literate thread

[cozietoesie]

Ah - sorry, Moomins. We're not posh, I'm afraid.

[SoupDragon]

Probably, Fatty

[Mindyourownbusiness]

Here Fonejacker



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