woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

[rosepettel]

yesterday i got told by dd that her mate mum was trying to force her to eat a hamwidge even thou we are veges.. dd got very upset and distressed.. im going to ring the woman and go nuts but what can i say..why would she do this she knows we are veges..im so angry at the min what would you do? woman was saying just eat it i wont tell youre mum but dd was saying no i dont want it and was crying i am so angry.. what will i do please help?

Am eating my lunch (pastawidge) wihlst reading this thread and trying not to laugh in the office - giving myself indigestwidge.

Call her a 'bitchwich' on fb op! Goooo on!

Purple2012Tue 14-May-13 09:53:51

Is it just me or does anyone else have trouble understanding what the op is saying?

I am in Australia and I understood her just fine.....................

Now I wonder if she isn't an Aussie. We do pup up at the strangest moments <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png"> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Wine" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/wine-wt7_cM9H.png">

Thing is we are all learning a new langwidge - Widgish.

How in the name of all that is good and holy did I miss this?

Pasta here for lunch today though. No Widges. Of any description.

What are you having on the pasta? Can you widge some of the sauce between two pasta shapes?

Go on, pastawidge your lunch, you know you want to. Don't just eat it, widge it!

how do we rename a burger then? beefwidge? bunwidge? sorry to any veggies, but it was yum!

I'm creased up with with laughter at this thread....I'm also still trying to get my head around how I read earlier in the thread that there is such a thing as vege ham. I did read that, yes? What the actual F is vegetarian ham???

Eggwidge. Brilliant.

Also loving sausidge. And maybe sauswidge.

Whats a hamwidge?

wow thenx so much mumsnets

the woman is a trouble maker but she lives so near

never really got on with her but dds are her dds best mate

yap i have block her fb now as she kept on argueing last night

I'm having beans on toastwidge now.

So now she's a blockwidge OP?

I hate bloody Facewidge, work of the devilwidge it is.

I just had a porkwidge for lunch, lunch will not be boring for a while!! I asked DH if he wanted a porkwidge too an he just nodded and said that sounds good!!

Lucky your dd didn't eat it. After a while of being vegetarian the human body stops producing the enzymes needed to break down meat, so contrary to what she said you absolutely would have known. Your ds could have had quite a bad tummy from eating it.

I have veggie phases but I'm cautious when I'm segueing back into eating meat, white meat is easier on the stomach than red.

Is this turning into a quiche-widge?

Had a chicksalwidge for my lunch today, the dogs had the crustwidches

Are you Australian OP?

I've had nadawidge for lunch so far. Am hungry for anythingwidge.

"Lucky your dd didn't eat it. After a while of being vegetarian the human body stops producing the enzymes needed to break down meat, so contrary to what she said you absolutely would have known. Your ds could have had quite a bad tummy from eating it. "

I think this is a myth, actually.

Clearly wiches being the plural of widge and not a spelling error

Widches! Gah!

Sweet Yoni in Heaven I crave a Subwidge

seeker, I have a colleague at work who was a strict vegetarian, during a work lunch he accidentally ate food containing animal in it, he was really sick from it for the next day or so.