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woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

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rosepettel · 13/05/2013 05:54

yesterday i got told by dd that her mate mum was trying to force her to eat a hamwidge even thou we are veges.. dd got very upset and distressed.. im going to ring the woman and go nuts but what can i say..why would she do this she knows we are veges..im so angry at the min what would you do? woman was saying just eat it i wont tell youre mum but dd was saying no i dont want it and was crying i am so angry.. what will i do please help?

OP posts:
MusicalEndorphins · 14/05/2013 05:31

rosepettel, your so called friend is an a$$. I would not bother with her, and would block her on facebook, she sounds like a trouble maker.

SoupDragon · 14/05/2013 07:25

she sounds like a trouble maker.

She sounds like a fictional character to me.

Moominsarehippos · 14/05/2013 08:08

Is she a trollwidge?

Ahhhwidge. Am disapppointwidge. Sadwidge.

MadBusLady · 14/05/2013 08:10

Stop abusing the English langwidge, all of you.

SarahAndFuck · 14/05/2013 08:11

Tweasles has made my morning with the word cuntwidge. Grin

Joiningthegang · 14/05/2013 08:19

Thank you mums net - on making packed lunch this morning I asked dc if they would like a hamwidge or a chessewidge - they didn't even question it and made their choices

Tunawidge
Marmitewiche

What's not to love

amazingmumof6 · 14/05/2013 08:21

chickwidge must be mentioned

ginslinger · 14/05/2013 08:28

I think I may name change to ginwidge in honour of this thread. I never name change

Moominsarehippos · 14/05/2013 08:29

I made a chickenquorn'ntomatosaladwidge for lunch. I had an open honeywidge for brekkie, and ds had a peanutbutterwidge. DH had toast (boringwidge).

amazingmumof6 · 14/05/2013 08:32

I also like porwidge

MadBusLady · 14/05/2013 08:39

"boringwidge" Grin

CoffeeBucks · 14/05/2013 08:56

I has toastwidge, moomins. Am I boring too? :(

Might have some porrwidge when I get to work & make my coffee
widge

CoffeeBucks · 14/05/2013 08:57

*I had

Moominsarehippos · 14/05/2013 08:57

We actually call it paw-widge!

I did announce that I was getting my coatwidge this morning. Nobody batted an eye (either they don't listen to a word I say or I usually talk guffwidge).

drfayray · 14/05/2013 09:15

And this is why I adore MN.

Am having a baconwidge right now.

It is lushwidge.

This reminds me of pig latin..ah happy days with school friends talking in a so called secret langwidge..

Lazyjaney · 14/05/2013 09:40

"She sounds like a fictional character to me"

Was thinking the same, there's something about the langwidge....

But thanks OP for the adwidge....

BreadHamBread · 14/05/2013 09:46

Ahem - check me out ^

My 3 have taken muffins for lunch....muffwidge anyone?

Tweasels · 14/05/2013 09:50

Muffwidge?

Bread

Muff

Bread

Ha ha, not for me this morning.

BreadHamBread · 14/05/2013 09:53

They were more-

Muff

Cheese

Muff

Of course other filling options are available.

Purple2012 · 14/05/2013 09:53

Is it just me or does anyone else have trouble understanding what the op is saying?

LifeIsBetterInFlipFlops · 14/05/2013 10:01

Langwidge...made my daySmile

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/05/2013 10:19

I am loving the widge too. I know it is supposed to be sandwich - but there's nothing wrong with having fun with langwidge, imo.

Oblomov · 14/05/2013 10:21

Ha ha. Love it.

PleaseDontEatMyShoe · 14/05/2013 10:57

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Toadinthehole · 14/05/2013 11:11

Muff

Cheese

Muff

..

...

Sootikin?

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