to hunt down that ridiculous whispery Secret Escapes woman..

[HarrySnotter]

and scream really loudly in her smugetty smug face? She makes me outrageously angry.

I hate the Ryvita ad where all the smug women are 'lunching' and one dips her Ryvita in the tomato soup!!! Argh!

If Zingy is a glow-worm why isn't he green and glowing? Why is he parasite coloured?

The Zingy ad is a metaphor - EDF=Zingy the parasite EDF customers = the poor dog.

EDF regularly send me letters demanding payment. My energy is provided by British Gas and has been for at least five years.

This thread is making me laff! But not as much as sitting around with my friend eating Ryvita!Agree with Ange completely ..and the new when where they get all turned on by a crappy bit of goats cheese.."oo she's gone all gourmet!" makes me want to weep..I still think most ads aimed at women are either made by men like Don Draper or a task set for one of the Apprentice teams.....

Yeah what is it with these ads with groups of indentikit women all lounging/swanning/simpering around ecstatically eating 'new' food products and having nothing better to do all day?

The confused .com ad with cartoon women. The white women are all blonde and slim and sexy, and the black woman is huge and jolly. No stereotypes here.

Agree primadonnagirl.... Every Ryvita ad makes me wanna throw a hammer at the telly!!! The one for the 'new Ryvita thins' where they jokingly pinch a bit of dip!!! Fuuuuuuuckk offfffff!!!

If I had the lovely Camilla Arfwedson secreted at a hotel, her mouth'd be too busy to do any whispering. Much more annoying is that cheap car ad' with the Brit and Yank bickering about aluminium. "It's got a U in it." They've both got 2 u's in them, the UK version has an extra i, you knobs. Whoever conceived that ad' needs skinning and plunging in brine!

secret escapes woman used to be in grange hill where she played a posh girl.

I hate the girl with the vintage dress in the persil ad. I was just saying on a thread the other day how much rage she gives me and nothing has changed since then!

Victoria Wood advertising Sky
Julie Walters advertising Lloyds Bank.

Are they that short of money and integrity?

Secret Escapes woman is so bloody smug!! Hate wowcher woman too!

The Harvester boy gets on my nerves. And now his sister is even worse.

Carol Vordeman ... Can't stand her, there's something wrong with her face. I keep expecting her to split and turn into a giant lizard or something.

Secret whispery twit-woman is also massively punchable.

Am I the only one who thinks that SlangKing's resurrection of this old thread from May is slightly weird?

Many adverts fill me with rage, especially all the ones listed here for all the reasons given.

GODDAMIT, taken in by another zombie thread. And one resurrected with a slightly creepy post too

I'd never heard of this advert so googled it. Now am scarred for life.... soooooooooooo annoying.

*secret escapes ad lol

Quite, Smite

How I came to resurrect the thread is a mundane tale indeed. Infinitely more entertaining to be thought wierd, creepy and sinister rather than reveal the banality.