to hunt down that ridiculous whispery Secret Escapes woman..

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and scream really loudly in her smugetty smug face? She makes me outrageously angry.

Ditto to Secret Escapes and M&M's woman.

Its not Kate so much but her husband... that was on the other morning, I was in the kitchen with DH and DDs, and I snarled "she's only dying her hair because she's going to LEAVE you you irritating bastard". They fell about!

She needs a swift jab to her voice box.

The SCS dick I would hunt down. She annoys me immensely and I have no idea why

M&M woman looks like she's about to give the talking sweetie a blow job at the end of that advert.

Secret Escape whispery woman drives me slightly demented. The sound of whispering sends me a bit crazy so maybe it's that and not her.

The resurrected corpse of Audrey Hepburn in the Galaxy ads DOES NOT work, she looks like she's melted a bit..........(I mean decomposed).

Similar to the creepy resurrected Marilyn Monroe that featured in the Dior perfume ad that was on the tv last Christmas.

LEAVE DEAD ACTRESSES IN THE GROUND PLEASE.

zukiecat all the Aldi ads make me snigger, my current fave being the older woman eating her Muller yogurt proclaiming in a dead pan voice that it's been ages since she had a bit on the side.

Not choccy chomp Dad-flirt Crispello girl? I hate the way she says 'rowst beef', ironically. Horrid girl.

M and ms woman wouldn't last a minute here, dp'd stand and do an 'yeah, and?' Face until either please was said or an apology

we do this to wind each other up

dp: ''coffee now''
Me: ''it's in the kitchen now and before that it was in the shop ''
Dp: ''make me coffee now''
Me: ''ice cream. Iiiice Cream. Give me ice cream now''
Dp:

It's fun for me

Galaxy woman who has never eaten chocolate in her life never mind the maxi size bar she hides wins the most disliked prize here.

Kate and her hair don't bother me and secret escapes woman looks better in the dinner shot but doesn't really bother me.

Can't stand KK in the woman's loan company that charges a fortune in interest.

Yep - that wowcher sushi woman. I just want to tell her, not being able to use chopsticks is the least of your problems love, that smug open mouthed eating deserves a punch in the face.

YES Chesntoots! That wowcher sushi woman is so fecking annoying. Grinning around like a fool because she's managed to spear a sushi roll. And then looking from friend to friend grinning like a total fanny.

Grrrrr.

I want to drown her in the pool. YANBU.

Hate the "Kate" hair ad intensely. Do we think she is a day over 20?

Secret Escape ad is a close second and anything with Davina in it goes into 3rd, 4th & 5th place.

Gabriella from desperate housewives body double dancing about cat food is another contender.

And the pissy pants lady shoving her bum in everyone's face at the theatre. Yuck.

And both women that have Victoria Plum bathrooms and very annoying children...

I don't mind any of these ads...aside from the wowcher sushi one.

Grinning like a total fanny

So no one else irrationally hates the SCS dick?

No! You've all got the wrong target. What about that slimey girl who shows off her multilingualism on the HSBC adverts. I could cheerfully drown her in her own sickly sweet lemonade.

I don't like any ads with people whispering. It's an utterly crap way to sell to people, acting as though the national ad campaign is aimed

The new ad was on.tonight, first time i watched ot

GRRRRRRRRRRR

Anyone got a link?

Ah the 'dolche ande' girl oldandcobwebby she now has a multinational company of lemonade stalls she's a tit.

I hate the pissy pants woman. Imagine those poor folks in that theatre getting a face full of pissy stench as she wiggles past. I wonder if her sphincter is as shite as her bladder. Bet she drops little air biscuits as she sashays along, the minger.

I've not seen pissy pants woman...must watch more TV!

I hate smug Kate & her smug hair and dumbass husband

I hate the original Secret Escapes ad so probably will hate this one. I hated the smug Voyage Privé one too.

And I hate the bloke who eats the Crunchy Nut Cornflakes when the aliens visit.

I find the Wonga puppets really sinister.

In fact, it would be quicker to list the adverts I do like

the secret escapes woman is clearly a prostitute.