to hunt down that ridiculous whispery Secret Escapes woman..

[HarrySnotter]

and scream really loudly in her smugetty smug face? She makes me outrageously angry.

I need to add that extremely annoying small boy in the new Harvester ad who is all cheffy in the restaurant kitchen and then demands sauce from his dad at the table. then he adds 'please' to the end of his sentence which is obviously to make him look adorable. In fact he is the kind of child one would cross the motorway to avoid.

ANY yoghurt/pudding advert where they 'delicately' eat off a spoon or where they eat chocolate sloooowwwlllyy......I want to scrub their smuggity smug faces into the bastard product. Grrrrrr...and the Perle De Lait...'its so creamy ive never had anything like it, my life is enriched with joy now Ive found it..*it's a frigging pot of gone off milk you arse!!!! Rant over
(Straightens clothing, smoothes hair and becomes normal woman once more)

Who the frick is Kate?

I join you in hating all the above ads, and will happily join the lynch mob too. But can we please include the idiot who colmplains that they can't get a multicar discount on their car insurance because they only have one car!! Of course you can't, you idiotic fecker - multi car clearly implies more than one bloody car!!

And I wouldn't trust any insurance firm who said they would give you a multicar discount on your first car, because they would clearly be unable to count past 10 without taking their socks off!

Have you seen the advert with Nicole Shitsinger?!

'I like to call them Millerlicious' No you don't you lying dick faced toad.

Kate is a woman who dyes her hair and is married to a man with the IQ of a walnut whip.

Hate the Tena Lady ads with the backing track of "My Heart Goes Oops", where the woman ends up flashing her pants to a handsome man, in the unlikely event that her dress gets stuck in a lift or she breaks a heel - but it is all just fine because instead of being piss stained, she has a tena lady pad in! Who makes these things?

Can't bear Special K ads either - where you've got someone being all coquettish with the camera, putting on their red dress & then doing a weird leg kick & smug smirk at the camera before floating out of the door, all because they ate over priced cattle fodder?

Feels the red mist descend.......

Do you think secret escapes woman is possibly in an abusive controlling relationship? (Since she seems to be walking on eggshells to not annoy her bloke.) Perhaps we should hunt her down to tell her to LTB?

I've got one to hunt down - the woman in the Perle De Lait ad, who, after eating the yoghurt, is inexplicably transformed into a fresh-faced beauty with flowing locks - and then to top it all at the very end she laughs and claps her hands over her mouth as if she's just seen Cliff Richard starkers or summat.

It's baffling.

Special K is a con - it's low in fat, all right, but all cereal is - it's 25% sugar! One whole quarter sugar! They have to make is super-sweet otherwise fat women won't eat it. (Disclaimer: I am a fat woman.)

I'm in. I'll happily chase any of these annoying specimens. Just let me know when and where.

Fenton - especially that Perle de Lait woman. I'll give her something to giggle about.... grrrr...

I hate Kate with the hair most.

Closely followed by her husband.

the secret escapes woman is clearly a prostitute

Yes, she is a high class courtesan and has been charging her clients full whack on the hotel rooms, whilst getting them at a discount and pocketing the difference.

Meh Kate and her flawless skin and hair, go get your Just for Men and be quiet. Stupid man.

I don't like Kate/Gormless Grey Guy

Can I add the ?

My skin literally prickles in irritation when the SCS ads come on. Her awful voice, her awful perkiness, the terrible disco track, the butt ugly sofas.

MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Freedom i added her ages ago and no one agreed!

squoosh - do you remember the 'double discount' advert, when there was two of her? That was even more torturous!

SPsCliffing - I'm sorry, I didn't see that.

Well you have agreement from me!

I have scrubbed the double torture from my brain!

When I see the SCS woman I just want to yell at her to get her fucking feet off the sofa! But she's so hand-flappy I'd worry about her taking my eye out accidently

I hated her in the red top advert and now shes in a white one. Still been a dick

and those wonga people... who ever came up with that idea? sell expensive loans using scary puppets of ancient people? I will add "Ask Ma" to the list of financial advertising crimes.