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To throw a large stick at the wheels of the motorbike

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SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 07/05/2013 01:11

So the fucker fell off and I wouldn't have to sit and listen to the dick driving up and down my street?

Its been going on for an hour now. The bike is going up and down. It does wheelies now and again.

I think throwing a brick at him and shouting 'fuck off ball bag' would be a little too much Grin

That is something I will end up doing should he not fuck off soon.

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pickledginger · 07/05/2013 01:21

Only if you check he has a donor card first.

I have a neighbour with a motorbike who never seems to actually ride the bloody thing. He just leaves it running for 20 minutes, revving the engine occasionally. Twice a week. Usually after 10pm.


SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 07/05/2013 01:22

He has a death wish I know that much.

Think I'm going with the brick. He seems to be going around in circles now.

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ToothGah · 07/05/2013 01:24

Phone the police. It's anti-social behaviour.


Signet2012 · 07/05/2013 01:27

We had two cock lodgers on a dirt bike on the pavement round my street. They where doing at least 30.

The only good thing was they were not wearing helmets so if they had come off it might have knocked some sense into them


SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 07/05/2013 01:27

Police dont do shit about the anti social behaviour around here.

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cozietoesie · 07/05/2013 01:30

Tell them you're wondering whether he has insurance because he's staying in your street and not venturing afield. They'll be round in a shot.


SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 07/05/2013 01:36

If I tell them there was a nuisance in the street but its ok now as I've thrown a brick at him they will turn up quickly Grin

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CanadianJohn · 07/05/2013 04:45

I'd go with a wire stretched across the street, at about waist height.

That's what I'm considering for the arsehole down the street, who leaves for work at 11.15 every night, roaring at full throttle along our residential street, waking all the children. Six days a week. He doesn't work Sundays, fortunately.

Either a wire, or stroll by his house one day with a pair of sidecutters in your purse. A 2-second snip of his throttle cable is all it would take.


SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 07/05/2013 07:36

He stopped at about quarter past 2. I heard someone in the street shouting at him so it wasn't just me it was annoying

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50shadesofbrown · 07/05/2013 07:46

OMG I was going to say YABU as it could cause serious injury (no matter how tempting) then I spotted the time on your post. Have taken judgey pants off!

Seriously, if it happens again, ring the police like Cozietoes said, maybe also add that they are very erratic & you think they may be drunk.


farewellfigure · 07/05/2013 14:49

Do it! Then please report back as to whether it was effective. 15yr old boy down our lane waits till his parents are out, then invites all his little friends over on their hairdryers and whizzes up and down the lane for 3 hours. It drives me mental. They always turn around right outside our house (rev rev rev). The problem is the mum is lovely and we get on really well. I can't face the confrontation. I'm too wet.


SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 07/05/2013 16:16

Fare Shall I try the stick or brick? Grin

no sign of him today but if starts tonight I will

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edwinamerckx · 07/05/2013 16:29

Call the police - they will happily throw a dangerous driving charge for wheelies.


VeganCow · 07/05/2013 16:46

haha made me laugh Grin

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