AIBU?
To throw a large stick at the wheels of the motorbike
SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 07/05/2013 01:11
So the fucker fell off and I wouldn't have to sit and listen to the dick driving up and down my street?
Its been going on for an hour now. The bike is going up and down. It does wheelies now and again.
I think throwing a brick at him and shouting 'fuck off ball bag' would be a little too much 
That is something I will end up doing should he not fuck off soon.
CanadianJohn · 07/05/2013 04:45
I'd go with a wire stretched across the street, at about waist height.
That's what I'm considering for the arsehole down the street, who leaves for work at 11.15 every night, roaring at full throttle along our residential street, waking all the children. Six days a week. He doesn't work Sundays, fortunately.
Either a wire, or stroll by his house one day with a pair of sidecutters in your purse. A 2-second snip of his throttle cable is all it would take.
50shadesofbrown · 07/05/2013 07:46
OMG I was going to say YABU as it could cause serious injury (no matter how tempting) then I spotted the time on your post. Have taken judgey pants off!
Seriously, if it happens again, ring the police like Cozietoes said, maybe also add that they are very erratic & you think they may be drunk.
farewellfigure · 07/05/2013 14:49
Do it! Then please report back as to whether it was effective. 15yr old boy down our lane waits till his parents are out, then invites all his little friends over on their hairdryers and whizzes up and down the lane for 3 hours. It drives me mental. They always turn around right outside our house (rev rev rev). The problem is the mum is lovely and we get on really well. I can't face the confrontation. I'm too wet.
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