To be feeling really repulsed by this

[SamuelWestsMistress]

I had a really sexual dream about the presenter from Homes Under The Hammer last night. The oddest thing is he had a Northern Irish accent. I was really happy about it all in my dream and now I feel a bit disturbed!

Oh no! That man is a shambles! He always looks like he's just woken up!

What actually repulses you?
The presenter (I don't watch HUTH) or the NI accent?

But I once had a rude dream about Art Malik and a frys chocolate creme...

I had a rude dream about Chris Tarrant. I am still traumatised.

I dreamt I was keeping a white mouse down my bra last night I kept showing it to people.

The only famous person rude dream I ever had was about a "sandwich" with Dean and Sam from supernatural.. I was alright about it tbh, they are hawt! my subconscious clearly has great taste

hehe

Lady, the NI accent is not the issue. The fact I was enjoying an energetic romp with a man with a mullet and no neck is the problem. And I was ENJOYING it. I won't be able to watch it again without knowing what we have done.

mamaggiei had a rude dream about Chris Tarrant too. Never been able to watch him in the same way ever since. He was very durty

Did he keep his tasteful blazer on?

I'll need to google him to make a decision whether YABU or not.
Wait a sec...

Kirsty, he had a jacket on but nothing underneath. He had a massive hairy pale belly, it was that detailed. I can't cope with this!

I love a good old dirty dream me. My very favourite was with Ant and Dec.

Oh.my.god. Now there's an image I didn't want in my head.......!

I had a dirty dream about Mr. Bloom the other day, it included him singing two of his songs.
There is not enough mind bleach for that one.

jacket and nothing else pahaha!

Shaking with laughter, in danger of waking the baby!

Oh but Mr Bloom is hot! I'd have him any time of day. Shall we swap brains for a while?

I had a hot dream about my father in law once. Now that was disturbing.

Hmm, well I've just had a look.
YANBU to be reasonable to be repulsed.
And I bet he does have a hairy white belly too.
I quite like a nice NI accent though, so that would be an advantage

But he was singing! Do you really want the mental imagine of him singing 'Meet the veggies' as he's getting naked or 'We're off on an expedition' while DT(very dirty)D outside?

I think I watch too much Cbeebies.

I had a sex dream about Jeremy Clarkson once. There is not enough brain bleach in the world for that :(

Did it have an accompanying song with lyrics of a literal nature?*

*HUTH soundtrack reference

Oh god, my last mucky dream was about Aamon Andrews wife giving me head!!?? What is her name?

Not Aamon fucking andrews, Aamon Holmes wife!!

Ruth!

I think we all probably are being punished for the volume of daytime tv we must seem to absorb through osmosis.

At least it's someone you don't have to see on a regular basis: I had a very naughty dream about my daughters male jazz teacher... I swear I blushed every time I saw him for a year!