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to want to slaughter that perky wench on the Optimax advert

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Greenshootsandleeves · 03/05/2013 17:51

I'm not exaggeratin', I'm bein' truthful

grrrrrr

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SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 03/05/2013 17:52

If you get her I will get the dick from the SCS advert. Cant stand her

peggotty · 03/05/2013 17:55

Don't forget to include the infamous 'Kate' from the hairdye ad.

Greenshootsandleeves · 03/05/2013 17:56

Oh and that gurning half-witted woman on the perle de lait ad

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SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 03/05/2013 17:57

Peg Ill take her husband out with a throat jab.

peggotty · 03/05/2013 17:57

The 'gimme' lady from the Lenor one must be first against the wall though.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 03/05/2013 18:01

What about kids? That Haribo ad with the bossy girl. Hate her too.

HoppinMad · 03/05/2013 18:02

Oh yes peg that lenor advert makes me clench my teeth and have to bite my tongue to refrain from shouting obscene words at the tv, infront of dc. Its awful. Just awful.

Have to add, i'm actually quite tolerant with other adverts. But that one... shudder ought to be banned.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 03/05/2013 18:03

Oh and that chocolate one where the girl sings about liking the bfs dad. I'd give her a good shin kicking

JohnSnowsTie · 03/05/2013 18:09

Rachel's Organic ...

"Slip slip to the kitchen..."

Slip slip the fuck off!

LadyBeagleEyes · 03/05/2013 18:12

The tena lady in the shiny red dress and the other tena lady who keeps falling over in front of 'dishy' guy.
However they try to sell it, it only ever makes me think of pee.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 03/05/2013 18:14

Lady Is the red dress on the one where she is shaking her arse in front people trying to get to her seat? No one goes to a seat like that!

Greenshootsandleeves · 03/05/2013 18:16

yy to the tena woman sashaying in the red dress

imagine if she actually pulled

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LadyBeagleEyes · 03/05/2013 18:26

Yes, her sticking her arse in people's faces Hmm.
Though the other one is equally annoying as she simpers.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 03/05/2013 18:29

If you wiggled that much wouldn't it dislodge the pad/knicker pad and then it would fall to the floor/ her ankles?

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SuffolkNWhat · 03/05/2013 18:32

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SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 03/05/2013 18:32

Oh the secret escapes woman! Feel sorry for the husband

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 03/05/2013 18:32

Suffolk No SCS woman goes last so she can see whats going to happen to her

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Yoghurty · 03/05/2013 18:35

'Gimme' Lenor woman needs to be drowned in a vat of softener. Stat. Count me in.

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racingheart · 03/05/2013 18:41

What about that ghastly man who ignores his dowdy-cardiganed wife in the kitchen until she makes him a cup of instant coffee, then he deigns to give her a hug, nearly treading on her bare feet with his well-shod size 10s. LTB.
Keep them barefoot and in the kitchen, serving you, chaps. We've regressed to the middle ages! That ad has me twitching every time.

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