RUTH ARCHER

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AIBU to find Rurh Archer in Radio 4's The Archers INTENSELY irritating ?????????

Come over to radio addicts :)

yabu to listen to the archers at all. they are all immensely, bile inducingly irritating.

YANBU. Then again the list of annoying Archers is pretty long...

I have on occasion submitted detailed very carefully written plot lines as to how pip and ruth should die,

but for some reason the BBC haven't taken any of the suggestions up as yet,

it's a sort of hobby coming up with new farm related accidents which might if we are luck give them the sort of death they deserve,

I'm presently working on an episode in which the milk gets pumped into the cows and they explode.

I've even wondered who exactly you would have to blackmail on the archers script team to get them to get rid of the unbearably vile pair.

Ruth, Pip.. Pair of cunts.

I'm loving the storyline with Pip. Deevid is finally getting his just desserts.

And yes, come over to Radio addicts, lots of good Archers threads there.

I hate pretty much everyone on The Archers, but I can't stop listening.

It's an ugly, grubby habit and I hate myself.

Oh, me too, Jolly - it's an awful compulsion

YES!!! You are so right!!!!

actually you're right!!!!!Pip is the other obnoxious one,,,and we musn't forget the ghastly susan and emma carter

Ooh nooooo, Ruth is ok. Pip on the other hand - aaarrrggh! And bloody "Alice Dahling" and Adam and Tom and Helen, aural torture

"Ruth, Pip.. Pair of cunts."

Indeed.

I don't mind Ruth but Pip can definitely go in quote's cowmaggedon, fabulous idea! Requires her to actually go near the cows, though.

I've had two mugs of coffee and two vaginal births and I'm trying very hard not too piss my self laughing!

Exploding Cows

< of to the loo>

Ruth is lovely.

Her daughter has taken her sense of entitlement to astonishing levels however. It's quite impressive, really.

She's like Borsetshire's answer to Mariah Carey.

Pip will get her comeuppance quite soon.

I had four 14 year old boys in the car yesterday on a drive back from Go Ape. They were all quite tired and quite entranced by the Archers, which I'd insisted on listening to before allowing them to re-tune to Radio 1 at 7.15 pm. I think the sound of the machinery in the milking sheds was sending them to sleep.

I thought the car crash would sort her out like it did before when Jeeeewd ran her over or whatever it was he did! it's going to take something else to sort her out, isn't it?

Pip is making Kate Aldridge look quite reasonable, which is an achievement to be proud of I think.

I'm glad you like it glorious, I quite like the idea of the cows tipping due to increased load and pip getting crushed between to exploding cows as they blast off, it's that or the both of them being impaled by bovine bone.

I looked up ,"can owls get rabies", they can, next time she opens the nest box and does her smarmy "I'm the only one licensed to handle owls", she is in for a surprise.

quote that's brilliant!

pip is a ridiculous character, veers at the drop of a hat (or the death of a sheep) from dutiful drip to mardy superannuated teenager.