Went to my spinning class this morning, I was clearly the only new person there.
The instructor kept going on about (during the entire class) her holiday she was going on soon, and how she would be harpooned because they might mistake her for a whale ... and other interesting things like that.
She was barely a size 8. And there were lots of larger people in that class. 
And she insisted on asking the class every 5 minutes if everyone was ok. Not just a general question, she would go around the whole room saying - "Jane are you ok? Michael are you ok?" and when she got to me "erm ... you with the dark hair, are you ok?" cue everyone craning around to look at me.