for joining up to mumsnet after its media bashing

[NoSuchFairytale]

Mumsnet seems to constantly be having a bashing in the media so I thought I'd come and see what all the fuss is about. Are you all cackling o'l know it all witches and woman scorned doing voodoo dances naked?

Should I run for the hills?

Joining up after media-bashing is as good a reason as any - that's why I joined up (it was this article).

NoSuchFairytale

Yes we accept children, as MN is really a front for guerilla army, but don't tell anyone.

Gin usually helps.

I could do with a gin or five.

I am . Welcome! Pass the gin please!

I dont like Gin, maybe I havent drank enough...

yes, I think you will fit in here.

Found, a bit of both -a natural cynic who's life is one thing after another.

My feet fit nicely under the table here. Could do with some slippers, though.

You're not alone OP, I joined after MN was in the media specifically the Daily Mail clutching its pearls about Friday night Bumsex threads

I have never looked back

Do you have 3 hours a day to spare? No? Best leave now then

I'm never one to turn down a gin!

Have you ever found a kitten? Or a duckling? Mmm?

NoSuch

Full fat or slimline tonic?
Bombay Sapphire or Gordon's?

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the Blue Pill the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the Red Pill you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

Choose wisely fairytale

Welcome, welcome, welcome. There is an initiation though. Once you are sucked in, well it gets a little Hotel California.

not gin cuz gin is gopping.

sign here, dear gal, 'tis wondrous, hideous, eyepopping and adorable..plus the best place ever to come if your will to live has dwindled to nowt and you need a kick up the backside/a bit of love/understanding, and quite possibly a combination of all three.

As for the gin. Do try Heston's earl grey gin in waitrose (not a waitrose shopper) but oh my. oh. yes.

Gin and a tiny cute kitten and an NPD relative will ensure lots of lurrrve. And abuse. And the best forum ever....

damn you, children??? Had no idea!

MN is a lovely nest of vipers.

Have some more

Keep the drinks flowing.

Oh.ho.YES. Heston's Earl Grey, do pass some this way dear Madame Defarge Care to try some NoSuch 'tis delicious

too much gin = inability to use punctuation

Lady Macmuff keep it coming I'm starting to sway.

my dear LadySuch delicatesse!

@Maryz

Oh, Olivia - are you back from the old holliers?

Did you have a luverly time?

At least, I think you were on holidays, you certainly haven't been threatening me around much recently have you?

Aw, it's nice to be missed.
Yes had 2 lots of hols with a tiny bit of MN in the middle
But now, yes am back