So I'm browsing in a clothes shop, DD spits her dummy out and it falls onto the floor and before I can grab it some random old woman picks it up, WIPES IT ON HER JACKET and goes, 'Here you go, lovely!' and sticks it straight back into her mouth!
Did she think wiping it on her manky stained fleecy cat-hair covered jacket was going to magically clean the germs off of it?
PFB or majorly BOAK?