To go on a sex strike

[SkinnyLove]

Last night, over a drunken meal with chums, dh stated that The Scent of a Wooooman is "the worst smell in the entire world" and that he hates oral sex.

AIBU to go on a sex strike? I was really annoyed at the time as it feel as though every time he has deigned, its just been out of a sense of duty. And obvy, now i feel like a smelly hobag to boot. Plus we've been married for years, so any comment about that area feels like a dig at me!

Unfortunately ive married the arse, so think i might follow FA guidelines and just stick him on a ban.

Hello Op,
Do let us know if you'd like us to move this thread to relationships won't you?

Er rachael you said 'don't deprive your man of sex or he will cheat' do you really think that the men who cheat have been sex starved? Really? You really think that?
And you think that women should just shut up and shag their man however much of a tosser he is being? Because that's what you are suggesting.

Well, I've been up close and personal to a fair amount of flange, and I can safely say that they only have an aroma if unwashed. And that's not very often tbh because most people will have a whore's bath if action is on the horizon.
In summary: they don't smell. Unless they need a flannel round after a long day etc. And even then, it's not unpleasant.

And that's not very often tbh because most people will have a whore's bath if action is on the horizon.

You know exactly what I mean. A quick ferret about with a flannel just to freshen up.
Just saying.

"whore's bath"
that is beyond vile.

Oh I dunno, I think "whore's bath" is rather on point as a descriptive term. I often wash undercarriage but not armpits before bed...

Okay I meant smell as in sweaty, long day not festering hive of disease.

I suppose ladies coming in for wax aren't 'preparing for action'

whore's bath is what I call a a sinkwash

I'm tickled pink by the different fanjo experiences of Gay40 and hairtearing. :o

Hairtearing, I think what you can smell is 'fear'

:o Thisis

LOL possibly Thisis,
it does although it does often seem its the smell of,
'I've been shopping/working on my feet for 10 hours straight in stuffy, overheated densely populated places and all hair, skin is sweaty dead skin cells and discharge (yes even healthy discharge) has burrowed around every inch of my lady parts and brewed quite an aroma.

As my DP says, smelling of the day!

Anyway I was supposed to have left this thread, rawr! *shoots off,