To not help my son look after his baby?

[SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly]

This is my first AIBU thread so go easy.

He has a baby and I refuse to help him out. He decided to have this baby so all responsibility is his in my eyes.

The baby is currently naked with only a hat on and he feeds her every 10 minutes but she drinks the whole bottle! All she does is cry and laugh.

He has asked me to look after her but I wont. He seems to think this isn't fair and shouts 'oh why?' The mother isn't on the scene either and the baby has only been with him a couple of months.

She is currently wrapped up in a car mat as he thinks this is an acceptable bed. Should I intervene now or leave baby where she is?

My son is young but he wanted the baby so I think he should look after her. He has named her Baby which I'm not sure goes down well on MN.

So AIBU or should I help out a little?

Ok i see the humour now never read a troll thread before.yeah....

My dd1 changes her baby's name daily - she is going to be one confused baby. She is regularly left to sleep in her pram in the playhouse, woefully underdressed IMHO. On one memorable occasion she was left to sleep on the trampoline and covered in snow. She also encourages her baby to walk holding her up by her hair

I love the idea of becoming a HV for your son SP - you could make a red book and everything

Oh yes, you definitely need to look into the weeing surely that's one of the coolest things about having a doll, or is that just me?

Its not a troll thread. FFS.

Yeah I got that, see other post, cheers

Hi, my ds had a dolly that was sick sick sick. I had to ring for the doctor to come quick quick quick.

Teen parenting doll by any chance?

vinegar I bloody love those bottles too. Where does it go?

SP Perhaps a chat with Dr Raj is in order?

it isnt a troll thread. SP is a regular poster and she hasnt name changed. Its fairly obvious she is talking about her toddler.

Oh and my ds1 first baby was called chewing gum

Picture of baby should be on my profile. Its all true, she is wrapped in a car mat!

Feel sorry for the little thing tbh. Least it gets fed I suppose

I have changed from SPsFanjo or SPsYoni so I understand any confusion

I dont think even Dr Ranj could help this situation Tee

That was my first thought, Groovee, but its a young child with a doll.

How long do they keep parenting dolls for?

OP-YANBU-you have to be cruel to the doll to be kind-it'll set him up in good stead for lateron

Of course he needs to learn how to look after her properly, but that is a little human being you are effectively using to discipline him. She deserves better from both of you - help him so that he can learn how to care for her properly.
Honestly I can't believe I've just read this.

Well it wasnt obvious to me cos i havent read anything shes written before so excuse me!!!

Over fed is better than under fed, Baby obviously is hungry or the bottle wouldn't empty. I always wanted a magic bottle

Oh a car mat-I was thinking of those mats that go in cars iyswim

The actual mat is far superior!

Maybe this is a joke... Ok it's a joke... But effing hell.

I neeeed to go to Wilkos now, was never allowed one of those bottles as a kid

this is the bottle he is using I keep tipping it to try see how it works.

SecondComing He sighs and says 'shhh baby, hurting me head out' which i think is his way of saying shes doing his head in.

Take the Batteries out!

Haha I feel like a twat.

My ds2 carries his baby, called baby, around by the neck. He wraps one arm around baby and the other around his favourite toys neck and off they go. Baby is often found abandoned and under his duvet. Shocking I know!

Those who think this is a real thread! Hilarious!

limitedEdition you may not have read any of SPs posts before but you couldn't actually think it was real?