to wonder who doee enjoy the sorts of hen dos that involve strippers and l plates?

[StealthOfficialCrispTester]

On every thread about hen dos the vast majority of posters say how they hate 'traditiinal' hen dos. I realise mn isn't necessarily representative if el, but just wondering how so few mners can like what seems to be the norm.is anyone willing to say they enjoy avoid "l plates" hen do?

Mine was 20 years ago. Curry, drinks, club. No silly paraphernalia. No cackling women trying to get me to lick squirty cream off some horrible bloke's nob. No "last hurrah" type behaviour.

I haven't drunk a jagerbomb for truly ages. Think I'm going to have to man up before my next hen do. Not mine. I'm not a serial marriager.

right well I am having another hen do.

You are all welcome to
~ ~ ~ ~ STEALTH'S (virtual) HEN DO ~ ~ ~ ~
the tackier the better. Who's in?

When is it ? I will come along and clutch my pearls and do cat's-bum faces

Am 26 had my hen a month ago. It was a massive piss up with L plates. No strippers, dont think id of enjoyed that. But i enjoyed the pissed up pub crawl

Having my second on fri, a meal for civilised folk

you are cunning cunning, tailored hen dos :o
Hope you enjoy the next one
erm...date. when's the tackiest day of the year? This hen do has to be uber tacky.
What can I wear?

I have a top just like this. Any good? not "going outy" enough?

DSis did Madonna-theme plus L plates, about 14 years ago, drunken dares etc. It was a laugh.
Mine was much more sedate, ten years later: lovely affordable restaurant for everybody, then onto a couple of bars. We're all in the same town so could just got home when they wanted.
No dares, no strippers no wearing strange men's pants.

Oh... but there is a photo somewhere of me wearing a Barca thong over my trousres! It was fresh out of the box, so to speak! Oh dear! And we ended up in a heavy metal bar called Scum surrounded by nothing but gentlemen

I had many jaegerbombs, and sambuccas. I was a hot mess!

Best hen night I ever went to (apart from my own), was my SILs. we al stayed in a cottage in the middle of nowhere, ate junk food, drank too much and chatted/ watched DVDs. Only thing that ruined it was that it was stretched out over a whole weekend and we had to do expensive/boring things during the day, which I could have done without.

I wasn't even going to have a hen party but my 2 best mates dragged me out for a meal. It was nice because it was simple, cheap and we all knew each other so no forced fun.

I'll bring the willy shaped straws

no need Step I already have some
(I do, really, and I have no idea why!)
(I also have no idea where they are, really should find them before the kids/Mil do)

actually not sure why I said that. The kids would just want them in their drinks at inappropriate times forever more. MIL would find it hilarious and insist on having one in her tea :o
(she was at my hen night)

ah well the fluffy handcuffs then?

Yes, that would be lovely. Can mine be ballerina pink and glittery please. All the other hens' are to be different shades of pink (no two the same) so we can line up in colour order for the photo. Only mine are to have glitter.

they are my idea of hell. traditionally where i'm from your family and friends dress you up to look like an idiot, drag you round the different pubs banging pots and pans and then take you round each pub to kiss all the drunk male punters who pay for the privilege. No thanks, a small civilised meal was more my choice.

I'll come if I can have a personalised t-shirt. I once saw a group of women at Heathrow in matching glittery personalised t-shirts. One of them was apparently called 'Fat Stef', according to her attire.

you can, but as this is a virtual hen do, it's MN names only

mine was a visit to a couple of pubs and then a slap up curry. With a group of friends of both genders. No spas (eeww...) no L-plates, no bloody silly childish games, no shrieking. Himself did something similar in different pubs and then we all met up at the end of the evening.

still in touch with some of them, 20+ years and a lot of moving around on.

I'll sit with TSC planning our escape. I'll do a lot of forced jollity at the beginning so everyone remembers I was there though

It's the always the ones with a face like a smacked arse who end up doing unmentionable things with the stripper underneath the table.

actually forgot one hen night where we all dressed as school girls and went for a meal and a boogey. I was fun i'll admit (shit, having to backtrack slightly).

Course you can tsc. A couple if cringeworthily named cocktails later you'll be dancing on the tables and offering to flash your boobs for a fiver.