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AIBU?

to throw away this bloody sock?!

91 replies

TheSeventhHorcrux · 20/04/2013 14:33

Putting away the clean laundry with OH and come across one of his socks that has been through the wash several times.
He begs me not to throw it away, says that it has life left in it. In the end, we agree i force him to let Mumsnet decide.

So Mumsnet, what shall be the fate of this sock?

The Offending Article

NOTE: This sock has just come out of the wash and is, theoretically clean

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BadDayAtTheOrifice · 20/04/2013 16:01

WolefGenius you have just reminded me of the long johns that are in DH's drawer. Also owned since he was 14 (and he's 41 this year) they sound remarkably similar to the PJ's you talk of. DH is at the football. I could get rid.
Why do they hold onto these things?

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WhereYouLeftIt · 20/04/2013 16:11

The only thing I would use such a sock for is polishing the brass on the front door and only then because nothing used for that task survives more than three uses. Or just bin it and put it out of its misery.

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ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 20/04/2013 16:12

I'm clearly in the minority here because I'd keep it. If it's a work boot sock, then it's ideal. It looks awful, yes, but it is clean and it's for working in.

No point having nice pristine white socks to shove inside workboots and go toiling in, is there?

Grin 23-19 was our code for shit explosion in the nappy area all hands on deck!

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manticlimactic · 20/04/2013 16:20

Why on earth would he want to keep just one sock?? As a wank sock perhaps? Shock Grin

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QOD · 20/04/2013 16:23

I'm with manti.

It's clearly his wank sock that his mum bought him

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SacreBlue · 20/04/2013 16:29

But who has work socks that are white to start off with?

You need a big thick knitted by Granny dark green or dark blue woolen sock for work boots, not a wee namby-pamby white once upon a time gym sock!

Tell him to man up with possible risk he asks you to knit...

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ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 20/04/2013 16:29

If his wank sock is that colour, he needs to see his GP sharpish!

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SacreBlue · 20/04/2013 16:30

Urgh x post with wank sock *shudder

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johnworf · 20/04/2013 16:34

Out of interest, does he wear shoes when he's out and about? Hmm

Off with it's head IMHO.

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storytopper · 20/04/2013 16:37

Eeww....nasty.

Has it been changed much by going through the wash? If so, shudder to think what it was like before. If not, it's time to change your detergent.

If it smells fresh and your OH wants to wear it, let him keep it. Once it is in his boot no-one will see it. Lovely pets on your Flickr by the way.

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BabyMakesTheYoniGoStretchy · 20/04/2013 16:53

It looks quite malevolent.

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TheSeventhHorcrux · 20/04/2013 17:01

The border collie and Bengal cat are ours Smile

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 20/04/2013 17:05

Is it in shreds in the bin yet?

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Mandy2003 · 20/04/2013 17:30

Oh, that's disgusting!!!

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SueDoku · 20/04/2013 18:07

Poor thing - put it out of its misery NOW.....! Anything else is just cruel...

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HoneyDragon · 20/04/2013 18:28

Euuuuuuuuugh.

Why would any rational human being want to put their actual foot in that?

Is it a Samson and Delilah thing? If you kill his special sock will his nipples fall off or something?


Actually are you sure it's an existing sock. Or is one you threw away already? A zombie sock from beyond the grave?

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holidaysarenice · 20/04/2013 18:31

I will give your husband mercy for considering it.

The sock...I show no mercy!!

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ouryve · 20/04/2013 18:32

Burn it.

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PistachioTruffle · 20/04/2013 18:41

Eww! It needs to go, show it no mercy!

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Floweryhat · 20/04/2013 18:42

I thought this was going to be a Dobby thread

Do not lb that article at any downtrodden creatures. Cremation is too good for it.

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TheFallenNinja · 20/04/2013 18:58

Fuck me. That looks like its went through a lambing season.

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LindyHemming · 20/04/2013 18:59

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shockers · 20/04/2013 19:07

Is the other one as bad, or is this a lone sock?

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fengirl1 · 20/04/2013 19:21

You have to ask?! Shock

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helenthemadex · 20/04/2013 19:23

I'm another one who thought it must be his wank sock, but crispy or not its minging and has to go

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