to think you can't just crap in the street!!

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DH has just come back from a run and sheepishly told me that he took a dump in a bush. Again. This is not the first time. It doesn't happen regularly, but it has happened. How can he think this is ok??

He says he has no choice. I asked him, if he was surrounded by people watching him he would have held it, and he said 'yes, but I would have had to end my run'. So finishing a run is more important than not crapping in public???

He asked me to post because he thinks he will be validated. I know he wont. There is no way this is normal or ok. Judge him hard.

Oh, and I'm not the poo troll. I just name changed so the shame of this doesn't trail me around...

Did he pick it up and bag it?

That is gross. I'm sure it's illegal.

What did he wipe with ?

OK, I'm afraid I'm with your DH. I am a runner and have done this a few times. When you have to go, you have to go. Probably TMI but meh...

No, he didn't bag it either. He didn't carry a baggy for himself...

He wiped with his sweat band and binned it

Dirty fucking bastard

What the hell is wrong with him ?

Well, he's not making a "habit" of it. As far as I know, it's happened 3 times including this one since I've known him. Which is 15 years.

He didn't crap in the street though did he?

He crapped in a bush/ in the woods like normal runners right???

Why couldn't he just end his run?

I'm with you. I think it's revolting

with any fucker on that. disgusting.

Chrome posts like yours are what I was afraid of. He says runners will understand, non-runners wont.

That is disgusting

Defecating in public, beyond the pale

You need to send him out with Washlets and a poo bag next time.

What is he, a three year old?

Tell him to get up earlier and crap before he leaves the house

He says it was off the main road, no-one could see.

Doesn't running make you need a poo though?

There's no reason to crap in an actual street - if you're running on streets and don't have a medical condition you run to a public toilet.

If like my dh you're running 5 miles from town in the woods and fields you shit in a field.

Methinks your dh thinks he's Paula fucking Radcliffe

YANBU - a gent in Malvern wrote to his local bin depot demanding £1500 compensation as the binmen were doing their business on his driveway - long rural route, no facilities, even brought their own toiler paper.

www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/10278211.Binman_used_my_drive_as_a_toilet/

He should have at least bagged it.

Revolting. YANBU

What would he think if he saw someone let their dog crap out on the street/park and then just leave it there without bagging and binning it?

Does he think it's alright as he did it in a bush? Kids play all over the place, they don't want to be having to avoid crap.

he's a filthy git, and he knows it really, or he wouldn't have been admitting what he did sheepishly would he.