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to think you can't just crap in the street!!

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RescueCack · 18/04/2013 07:25

DH has just come back from a run and sheepishly told me that he took a dump in a bush. Again. This is not the first time. It doesn't happen regularly, but it has happened. How can he think this is ok??

He says he has no choice. I asked him, if he was surrounded by people watching him he would have held it, and he said 'yes, but I would have had to end my run'. So finishing a run is more important than not crapping in public???

He asked me to post because he thinks he will be validated. I know he wont. There is no way this is normal or ok. Judge him hard.

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RescueCack · 18/04/2013 07:25

Oh, and I'm not the poo troll. I just name changed so the shame of this doesn't trail me around...

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Sparklingbrook · 18/04/2013 07:26

Did he pick it up and bag it?

Smudging · 18/04/2013 07:27

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lucidlady · 18/04/2013 07:27

That is gross. I'm sure it's illegal.

LindyHemming · 18/04/2013 07:27

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MissSusan · 18/04/2013 07:28

What did he wipe with ?

chrome100 · 18/04/2013 07:28

OK, I'm afraid I'm with your DH. I am a runner and have done this a few times. When you have to go, you have to go. Probably TMI but meh...

Original poster
RescueCack · 18/04/2013 07:28

No, he didn't bag it either. He didn't carry a baggy for himself...

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RescueCack · 18/04/2013 07:28

He wiped with his sweat band and binned it

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AnyFucker · 18/04/2013 07:28

Dirty fucking bastard

What the hell is wrong with him ?

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RescueCack · 18/04/2013 07:29

Well, he's not making a "habit" of it. As far as I know, it's happened 3 times including this one since I've known him. Which is 15 years.

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LaurieFairyCake · 18/04/2013 07:29

He didn't crap in the street though did he?

He crapped in a bush/ in the woods like normal runners right???

ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 18/04/2013 07:30

Why couldn't he just end his run?

I'm with you. I think it's revolting

BlackeyedSusan · 18/04/2013 07:30

with any fucker on that. disgusting.

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RescueCack · 18/04/2013 07:30

Chrome posts like yours are what I was afraid of. He says runners will understand, non-runners wont.

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5318008 · 18/04/2013 07:31

That is disgusting

Defecating in public, beyond the pale

Sparklingbrook · 18/04/2013 07:31

You need to send him out with Washlets and a poo bag next time.

Dawndonna · 18/04/2013 07:31

What is he, a three year old?

HollyBerryBush · 18/04/2013 07:31

Tell him to get up earlier and crap before he leaves the house

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RescueCack · 18/04/2013 07:32

He says it was off the main road, no-one could see.

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Sparklingbrook · 18/04/2013 07:32

Doesn't running make you need a poo though?

LaurieFairyCake · 18/04/2013 07:32

There's no reason to crap in an actual street - if you're running on streets and don't have a medical condition you run to a public toilet.

If like my dh you're running 5 miles from town in the woods and fields you shit in a field.

Methinks your dh thinks he's Paula fucking Radcliffe Wink

CSIJanner · 18/04/2013 07:33

YANBU - a gent in Malvern wrote to his local bin depot demanding £1500 compensation as the binmen were doing their business on his driveway - long rural route, no facilities, even brought their own toiler paper.

www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/10278211.Binman_used_my_drive_as_a_toilet/

He should have at least bagged it.

BallerinaZeena · 18/04/2013 07:34

Revolting. YANBU

Montybojangles · 18/04/2013 07:34

What would he think if he saw someone let their dog crap out on the street/park and then just leave it there without bagging and binning it?

Does he think it's alright as he did it in a bush? Kids play all over the place, they don't want to be having to avoid crap.

he's a filthy git, and he knows it really, or he wouldn't have been admitting what he did sheepishly would he.