Aibu to be scared to post my first thread on MN?

[AuchAyethenoo]

Having read the scathing reports of MN users, am I to believe you are all awful human beings? Hee hee.

Oh and hi to all

I imagine Liney to be petite, with short dark hair, good cheekbones and twinkly eyes.

She is also energetic and very funny.

Im from Norn Iron.
I'm obviously a nasty piece of work.

I will willingly send postcards, replacement teddy bears and the Christmas appeal makes me cry.

Welcome to MN scottish auch

Well, I've got dark hair.

@ Liney. Say it, say it, bet'cha want to!

I should re-iterate that I may have looked like Manhatten Transfer lady and Jackie Bird once upon a time but the menopause has added a few lines and chin hairs and the odd batwing.

I bet you are like this Liney but with dark hair:

Liney

That was meant to be the image of Helen Mirren

No, you got it spot on there with Willie Nelson.

I look like grumpy cat if it had glasses and a dark wig on

Do me do me

Have we scared the Op away?

mrs w in your future job

WTF???!!!

God, I wish! I wish I was that young and that scary.

Or this mrsw raving

Not that one!!!!!!! Sorry, ignore, it was a cooler looking lady loads more pics down!!!!

Actually I am not sure, I don't know!!!!

Fwiw

Auch is Gaelic for field.

So welcome

'Field, yes right now' -roughly translated.

Auhhhh shucks, thank-you for thinking I might look/be cool.

Auch is Scots Gaelic for "field" but why would you be "FieldAyethenoo"

Just sayin...

What are you not sure about Checkie?...

Can we help?