Aibu to be scared to post my first thread on MN?

[AuchAyethenoo]

Having read the scathing reports of MN users, am I to believe you are all awful human beings? Hee hee.

Oh and hi to all

TeeHee indeed.

@ 'Even Wales.'

Does anyone go to Rhyl more than once?

On a completely unrelated topic (can't be arsed to start my own thread about it), I've just received a new nail varnish in the post, via the MN Swears By or Recommends or whatever thingy. Quite excited, first new nail varnish in several years .

Should I apply now to my toe-nails or get on with the ironing?

salmo I didn't imagine you as a scot!

I am a heinous person.
I make Stalin look like mr bean.
HTH x

mrsw toenails defo. Ironing can wait

Oh, Checky, you haven't seen the size of the pile...

Etna, or maybe Fuji, comes to mind. Especially when I think of what will happen when it bloooooowwwwwws.............

I hope you're still alive. :)

Here's some anti-venom.

Some of us are even forrin, BTW.

Ah, well now Checkie, there you go!

We ain't all haggis and Donald Where's Yer Troosers!

Ooh stuff it! Do it tomorrow! I will help!! (Although my whole wardrobe I waiting for me to iron it in time for next Monday....

salmo am revising my imagined you as we speak.......

you?

I'm more like the red haired one from Manhatten Transfer .

People used to tell me that all the time!

Well about 3 times.

See her on the right:

red haired one

But my late Aunt swore I was the dead spit of Jackie Bird (our BBC Scotland newsreader):

See here:

Scots Bird

I kinda see what she meant - I had reddish hair when younger and similar face shape etc.

But I'm a wee bit older

God she's lovely.

See you, though, you're in Barlinnie.

OOH that is kind of how I imagined you but with black hair!!!!!!!

I wish I still looked like that!

Aye, the Bar L will wreak havoc wi' yer face...

(Bar L is the Glasgow slang for Barlinnie)

... I did used to drive past Daughton Prison in Edinburgh regularly. Does that count?

Saughton. Not Daughton!

liney are you Scottish too????

Half and half.

Hmmmm. Will have a think.

liney?

She is half Brit and half American!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwua0fTS211qc7d69.jpg&imgrefurl=www.tumblr.com/tagged/mrs%2520doyle?before%3D97&h=304&w=400&sz=32&tbnid=q1aj-JkBaLD4HM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=120&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmrs%2Bdoyle%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=mrs+doyle&usg=__sQxYFFTXO3QyZRFJKkuCo1rWos4=&docid=SRPWguCLML5OpM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=YhhnUaHFAeXK0QWAsoGgDg&sqi=2&ved=0CEcQ9QEwAw&dur=223" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Liney is more like this these days tbh

Auch, we're mostly all lovely but do beware of men called Brian offering unusual services!

Welcome to MN, have fun and enjoy it don't take it too seriously.