Aibu to be scared to post my first thread on MN?

[AuchAyethenoo]

Having read the scathing reports of MN users, am I to believe you are all awful human beings? Hee hee.

Oh and hi to all

- just being a curmudgeon!

I like to do that occasionally to throw people off the scent.

I am actually really lovely and sweet and ... erm .... great.

Terribly kind offer Charlie but no worries .

Salmo can't send you her address because it starts with HMP.

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I'd almost forgotten about our sit-com Liney.

It would have been fabulous.

I visualised Letitia Dean as Mrs Big...

Oh God yes, I was just being gratuitiously offensive, but you are thinking sweetly of MumsNetters In Jail.

Justine scares the shit out of me, since the Media Furore, she would have to fight Letitia and rip her extensions out to be Mrs Big.

Hahahaha!

I did wonder Liney.

That would be a good fight wouldn't it?

Justice and Sharon/Letitia?

I'd pay to see that...

One for the MN Academy.

In the blue cooorrnneeer ....

We could be Justines seconds.

I could hold the bucket for her to swill into and you could do the encouraging shoulder rubbing and stuff.

Oi! No fair, you can't discuss topics on MY thread I know nothing about.

Harumph.

Oh, me an liney are devising a mumsnet sitcom.

A bit like Porridge.

It will be called MumsNetters in Jail.

It will include all the best catchphrases and AIBU scenarios.

It's a goer. Trust me.

Oh, and wind yer neck in OP.

There - you have now Officially Arrived!

I see half the Drunk Thread has arrived for your initiation ceremony.

Don't let the piss-heads scare you like they did me to begin with

Welcome, anyway, and YANBU.

Auch you'll love it. It was an ill-thought out plan of Salmo's, obvs to write a prison drama starring MNers. So you could could be the well-meaning New Girl who only forgot to pay her Council Tax, but finds herself surrounded by old lags and evil prison guards.

How very dare you MrsW.

From what I gather, if you want a postcard, all you have to do is ask for one, and you will be deluged from all corners of the globe.
You do also have to divulge your address

I'm innocent.......!

How many auditioning for this part? My agent only wants me to take exclusive offers.

mrsw

Hold on a second bewitched, I thought you were all from London? I was going to be your token scot.

tee hee hee

I'm the token Scot along with several thousand others.

Position filled.

There's folks from all over here. Even Wales.

And the USA, and The Continent, and Oz, and NZ...

You get the picture.

I went to Rhyl once.

I've been to Paradise.

But I've never been to Me.

Ouch Auch, now the sparks may fly!
I look forward to you meeting the rest of your fellow countrywomen.