tomorrow is my birthday and now all I want is a Yoni massage...i

[TheYoniWayIsHull]

Wibu to ask dp.for 80 quid and a lift to hull?

YANBU

I understand it will be very spiritual and and a bit moist :)

YNBU. You deserve it! Call 0898 BRIAN. Happy Birthday!

What is a yoni massage? I think you should have one :D

Great name I'm so sad all the good ones are now taken!

Hey! It's my birthday tomorrow too - maybe Brian will do a BOGOF for us?

I fancy an unbirthday present to myself. I deserve it!

Maybe whattodo, what a deal that would be!

I hear my partner can watch so its a gift for him too?

I have a relative named Brian in hull

Happy birthday for tommorow to you and your yoni!

I always get a Yoni massage on my birthday. DP is a very respectful and harmonious practitioner and worships me with his discrete joy and wonder.

yoni massges make me puke a little bit

due to reading some very weird shit on craiglist

itll make u come like the clappers though

Screw birthday treat, your yoni needs.. no DEMANDS an £80 Brian special, take your DP too, it will be romantical.

If your dp is giving you a lift he will be able to come in and watch - what a treat for him and you (and Brian!).

Nothing says Happy Birthday quite like a happy yoni.

Oh no(ni) I bet you have guessed your DP's surprise now!

Wow a unanamous Yanbu then? My yoni is all smiley nowni.

Google Yoni massage in Bali. They offer extra services that makes Hull look a little dull.

YONI being unreasonable

YANBU. Your DH can watch too a present for you, DH and yoni

I always thought Hull was quite industrial. Perhaps there interpretation of a YONI involves a welders glove and some chip fat.

YANBU. Only, don't forget to pronounce it 'yerni' to fit in with the locals. It's good to respect their customs and language.

Oi, it's my birthday today so I get to go first!

A Happy Yoni is a Happy Birthday indeed!
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