To have eaten DS's birthday party food BEFORE the party

[Bigfatboohoo]

I knew this would happen. I bought a load of jaffa cakes on special offer and now I've just polished off the last of them for breakfast. His party is next week. I can buy some more. But that aint the point.

YANBU

This is why I don't buy Christmas food early. I end up buying it about 3 times

Don't do it then?

This is why I have to go out tomorrow and replace an unfortunate bag of mini eggs. YANBU.

whats the point then?

youre a pig?

Oh thank god, i thought it was just me who was the big fat greedy guts. But why do I not weigh 8 stone? mourneful look at where my toes should be but where my stomach is instead

Jaffa cakes are lethal.

Don't stress about it. Buy a pack of 20p custard creams, they will never know what they missed out on.

Sounds like the kinda thing i would do, but jaffa cakes are minging, malted milk biscuits are heaven

Yy, jaffa cakes should never be kept in the house [crack-biscuit]

Willpower!!!

If they were Mcvities, they were a waste of calories. However if they were the ones from Lidl, YANBU.

I've been eating Easter Eggs since Christmas that's why they have the in the shops so early for greedy people