To not want to leave the mostly comfortable virtual MN world to venture back into RL?

[AgentZigzag]

Can't I just park up and live the rest of my life out on here?

Only if you bring a bottle.

Lots of bottles, most of them empty m'fraid.

The bottle of pimms someone gave us a year ago that's had two sample drinks out of it might still be lurking at the back of the cupboard?

Full bottles only. I have plenty of empties of my own. recycling man thinks I'm an alcoholic

DH pretends he's the type of bloke who'll regularly take ours down the tip rather than leaving them out for the neighbours to judge us

He's not, and the amount of bottles out back is enough to convict us alarming.

Agent think positive and what a great contribution you are making to the recycling bank :)

Can't I just park up and live the rest of my life out on here?

I sometimes think I already have.