To want to push this useless piece of crap off a cliff

[SneakyNinja]

Warning: Massive Rant! I don't even care if I'm being unreasonable, I want NOTHING but wine and flowers!<

Just finished paying off my Car and the piece of shit died on me in under 9 months. A month without driving and £700 worse off and I finally get it back. Today, driving along and whispering sweet nothings into its ear the MASSIVE pissflap does the same thing again leaving me stranded in a rather dangerous spot at the side of the road for an hour with a screaming toddler.
Arghhh! I hate everything, I just want the satisfaction of watching this fucking asshole fly over a cliff and burn

I will not put any more money into this car!!

I loved you, I did everything for you Why?! Why?!

Not.Happy.

£80 million euromillions tonight. Something has to go right for someone.

Glad you and your todler are now somewhere safe enough to be on mumsnet.

I hate breaking down its 100 times worse with the DC.

LTB

Only saving grace today was the amount of people that stopped to help. I was rather touched actually.

No fucker took me up on the offer of riding full pelt into the back of me though

gymmummy

DH wants to fix it, I want to sell it for parts and get a nice Japanese one instead.