To be really pleased with myself that I haven't logged onto MN today

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smug face

are you using a mind app then?

No, neither have I

well done.

Me neither!

same!

Me neither. I was already logged on, all I had to do was click.

Mumsnet? What's Mumsnet? Never been there.

[smuggest face of all]

I don't even have the internet to log onto Mumsnet whch is a site I have never heard of..

Internet? Pah, I don't even have electricity.

This is turning into a Monty Python sketch..

i've been thinking, i wonder if there's a call for a website dedicated to inane chat, aibu and lovely people?

i shall call it Mummiesnet

I haven't logged in for the past two months. I'm so proud of myself.

I never even registered

I'm not here.

I don't exist.

I haven't either. I am a figment of your imagination.

Maryz You can check out log off any time you like but you can never leave..............

Flobbadobs - the pedantic part of me has to point out that it wasn't originally a Monty Python sketch but was in fact written by Tim Brooke-Taylor and Marty Feldman

Message deleted by Mumsnet as she was never here in the first place...

Mumsneto ergo sum.

I don't even have a computer

Me too! I think I may still be logged on from yesterday though!

I was banned from mumsnet by MNHQ whoever they are before I even had the chance to join so I have never logged on .