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AIBU?

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To want to put something disgusting in the milk

115 replies

ariane5 · 14/03/2013 23:15

For the past 3 weeks somebody has stolen the 2 pints I get delivered from my doorstep each friday.

Iam so tempted to mix something horrible in with the half a pint I have in fridge, stick lid back on neatly and put it out for the morning.

AIBU

OP posts:
frillyflower · 15/03/2013 03:49

I've got insomnia. I would be the perfect person to catch your milk thief OP.

fuzzpig · 15/03/2013 03:52

I hope you can open the door just as they are bending down to pick up the milk. And then just look at them like Hmm and wait for the blustery apology that should follow.

larlemucker · 15/03/2013 03:59

Marking place so I can find out who is stealing the milk!!

MrsAceRimmer · 15/03/2013 04:16

Good luck!

FadBook · 15/03/2013 04:28

Good luck OP

Smile
tedmundo · 15/03/2013 04:37

See now, this is why I MN while doing the nighttime breast feed.... Good luck op!

ColdWinterNights · 15/03/2013 04:47

Hope you catch the milk thief OP.

Whitewineformeplease · 15/03/2013 05:24

Need to know... What happened?!

whoopwhoopbib · 15/03/2013 05:28

I want to know what has happened too Grin

MortaIWombat · 15/03/2013 05:40

Also marking place as desperate to hear if you caught anyone redhanded!

SpringHare · 15/03/2013 05:46
MisselthwaiteManor · 15/03/2013 05:46

Did you catch them??

corblimeymadam · 15/03/2013 05:48

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shemademedoit · 15/03/2013 06:07

Did you catch them?!

NandH · 15/03/2013 06:08

Sooooooo???!!....I bet op missed her alarm and is waking up to no milk!!

ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 15/03/2013 06:09

I had this a while ago and was all set to spike the milk with a strong laxative. But then someone pointed out that whoever was taking my milk may be giving it to a child, so I didn't. I wouldn't want to do anything that would make a child ill.

I suggest you write a note and stick it just above where your milk sits.

STOP STEALING MY MILK, YOU SKANKY BASTARD

or - SMILE. YOU'RE ON CAMERA. ENJOY MY MILK...

ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 15/03/2013 06:10

If she got up and any lights were on, I bet they wouldn't have come for her milk. She'd have needed to remain in darkness.

MisselthwaiteManor · 15/03/2013 06:11

I reckon OP was kidnapped by the milk thief and is now part of some underworld dairy cult.

WhispersOfWickedness · 15/03/2013 06:18

I thought that too, party. Shamelessly place marking for update Grin

KatieLily12 · 15/03/2013 06:19

Dying to know what happened too!

KatyTheCleaningLady · 15/03/2013 07:00

I logged on just to check this thread.

complexnumber · 15/03/2013 07:01

I was just reading about a man who poisoned his girlfriend with eye drops. She ended up in hospital and he has been charged with domestic violence and poisoning. It can cause much much more than diarrhoea. Anyone who told different is much more of a twat than any passengers. And by the way, Wedding Crashers is not a source of medical information.

Sorry about your missing milk. Don't know the age of your dc but mine would like the chance to rig up a "trap" with a webcam.

BabyMakesTheBellyGoRound · 15/03/2013 07:32

Well??
I once replaced milk with fabric conditioner for a joke, it was hilarious.

SweepTheHalls · 15/03/2013 07:42

Dont leave us hanging!

JollyYellowGiant · 15/03/2013 07:46

What happened?