Steak and bj day

[MrsMojoRising]

Seriously. Cheeky fuckers.

Well, when I say could , I'm technically incorrect as dh is working 400 miles away this week poor thing

Falafel and fumble.

Quorn and quim! Awesome.

Loving the veggie options!

Tofu and titilation!

Borage and bondage

Chicken and Lickin' day tomorrow haha!

Does anyone even have an OH who would think that's a thing to say or a forum to participate in? And Valentines day is a day for women? My oh and I exchanged a nice card each and cheap pressies (socks for me and pants for him) had a giggle and then went to work. I think we might have gone to Sainsbury's later that evening.

DH is unaware of this shite

I asked him what he faniced for dinner. He said he didn't mind.

I said "So you don't want steak then?"

Him "No. Not especially. Why? I fancy fajitas tbh"

I sent my DH an email saying 'its steak and a bj day, unfortunately you have got chilli' . His colleague nearly wet himself laughing. Its just a larf, innit?

Fajitas and fingers.

Bonus.

Better than fajitas and fisting, I suppose.

And ouch at fisting :)

Fajitas and fucking surely? It's all about the sharing

Fairy cakes and muffin

If you're going to go for this ladies remember not to get them mixed up. The steak should be rare and the blow job well done.

I think this is just one of those vaguely unfunny jokes that went viral, and quite probably the only people who actually make a note on the calendar are ones who think it's something fun and 'ironic' to do.

DS and I had our favourite dinner of meatballs and mash, if that's of any interest to anyone.

I think some of you are getting confused. You don't give a blowie and receive a nicely cooked steak.

I think the intention is that you deliver the cooked steak and then get down on bended knees and serve up the dessert course.

I didn't even see a mention of sharing a steak, or the partner necessarily even having an accompanying steak.

But yes my Valentines day was a misnomer like so many others so I've filed that potential BJ under #notafeckinhopeinhell# and passed over a plate of cream crackers and cheddar.

Read this

www.fleetstreetfox.com/2013/03/men-think-it-through.html

I saw this on my Facebook last night. I had just settled down to watch Arsenal play and told my DH about it. I said if Arsenal score 3 goals within the next 90mins, I'd think about it. (It was highly unlikely of that to happen btw!)

Did panic a bit though when they scored in the first 3 minutes and by 85mins, they only needed one more!

First time I've ever been grateful that Arsenal lost!

tbh, it's the sort of thing that the blokes at work who haven't got girlfriends would text to each other.

It was pointed out to me that there was a post on my husband's timeline saying that it was steak & bj day. It had been posted by his girlfriend so I guess it's his lucky night. Think it will make my solicitor happy too

I'd rather eat the steak myself and grill the cock.