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Steak and bj day

123 replies

MrsMojoRising · 14/03/2013 10:35

Angry

Seriously. Cheeky fuckers.

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TantrumsAndBalloons · 14/03/2013 10:55

Ha result then Grin

I am a big fan of outsourcing things I can't be arsed to do myself.

Steak and blowjob day can now go on that list.

LazyMonkeyButler · 14/03/2013 10:55

Heard about this on FB. Not happening in this house!

SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo · 14/03/2013 10:56

I might go buy a shit load of steaks and flavoured condoms just to see the face of the cashier Grin

grumpyinthemorning · 14/03/2013 10:58

It's the male equivalent of valentine's day, apparently.

catgirl1976 · 14/03/2013 10:58

DH woke me up at 3:15am trying to hump me

He will have neither steak nor a blow job today

If he's very lucky he may retain a wife.

Willow36 · 14/03/2013 11:04

So Valentine's Day is now only for women? Huh. Wonder who came up with that one Hmm

Anyway, not happening in this house. DH knows better than to suggest it too. If we don't do Valentine's, we certainly don't do S&BJ day. Ick.

drinkyourmilk · 14/03/2013 11:05

I've got d&v bug. I want neither steak nor to perform. Can't see oh wanting either from me today

yaimee · 14/03/2013 11:07

we need some reciprocity, cake and cunnilingous day?

ClaimedByMe · 14/03/2013 11:08

We are having fish for tea, wonder what that means....

noisytoys · 14/03/2013 11:10

I'm looking forward to tonight. If DH cooks steak then he deserves a blow job Grin

BeerTricksPotter · 14/03/2013 11:10

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Owllady · 14/03/2013 11:12

a whole chicken you say?
I only have a cauliflower and I was going to do a cauliflower cheese and I think that's enough white sauce for one day Hmm

DontmindifIdo · 14/03/2013 11:15

It's supposed to be the male equivilant of Valentines day - so only feel the need to take part if you were one of those woman getting a little something from Tiffanys, a dozen long stemed roses, a meal in a mitchelin starred restaurant, followed by a night of your every desire being attended too. It's not meant for hte sort of couple where the woman gets a card and a cheap box of chocies... Wink

If you are getting this on your facebook feed, the obivious answer is to post "you only get a blow job and your favourite meal once a year? oh dear."

TheDeliciousKnid · 14/03/2013 11:19

Ah well, just as well we don't do Valentines Day. Anyway, I'm vegetarian.

LittleEdie · 14/03/2013 11:28

Cadburys Cream Egg Day?

Lucyellensmum95 · 14/03/2013 11:31

Well DP has already had his bj so i guess he can cook me steak for dinner - better than only getting a big mac!

shinyrobot · 14/03/2013 11:32

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Fillyjonk75 · 14/03/2013 11:32

One of DH's friends referred to it on Facebook. Never heard of it. Sexist drivel anyway.

wiganwagonwheelworks · 14/03/2013 11:37

What a heap of umboola.

Merlion · 14/03/2013 11:38

Maybe given the current news it should be horse and hand job day?

Fillyjonk75 · 14/03/2013 11:43

All part of the meme that men are always up for sex and all love blow jobs and red meat, and women all like shopping, handbags and go gaga over a piece of chocolate. But don't like sex very much because that's like, ew.

FUCK OFF WITH GENDER STEROEOTYPING.

gobbledegook1 · 14/03/2013 11:49

Its just a bit of fun!

I'm looking forward to our steak and BJ evening, my fella makes a crackin steak and I give a crackin BJ!!

Svanhvitr · 14/03/2013 11:50

Sounds a lot more fun than Valentines day to me.

grovel · 14/03/2013 11:56

Calamari and clitoris day.

Mind you, DH wouldn't be able to find calamari in Waitrose and wouldn't know how to find.......

MTBMummy · 14/03/2013 12:03

I heard it came about as Men's version of Valentines day - in that case I'll do what DP does, forget about it, panic and get a thank you card at the corner shop and then bitch about it being too commercial :-)